Hey Yaten
A parody by Ravena Kaiou

The Basic Premise: I got sick of writing angsty songs after a while, so I wrote a more lighthearted one. This is called "Hey Yaten!", and it's a parody of that classique hit from the 1980's by Toni Basil called "Hey Mickey!". So when reading, please set it to this tune. By the way, I'm not sure how much sense this makes since I wrote it at 2:15 in the morning.
Disclaimer: I don't own the rights to the tune of "Hey Mickey!", but I did create these new lyrics myself.

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*Oh, Yaten you're so fine,
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey Yaten! Hey Yaten!
Oh, Yaten you're so fine,
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey Yaten! Hey Yaten!

Oh, Yaten you're so phat 'n pretty with those eyes!
I could care less about those other SM guys!
Oh Yaten, you're so pretty, can't you understand?!
It's guys like you, Yaten!
Oh what you do, Yaten, do Yaten, don't break my heart Yaten!!!

Well, you're feminine and rude
But baby, that's okay!
I'd take you over Seiya any given day! {Seiya: HEY!}
And all the other girls had better stay away
Yaten!

Oh, Yaten you're so phat 'n pretty with those eyes!
I could care less about those other SM guys!
Oh Yaten, you're so pretty, can't you understand?!
It's guys like you, Yaten!
Oh what you do, Yaten, do Yaten, don't break my heart Yaten!!!

Yeah, I spent a hundred bucks
Or maybe two or three
Just so I could drool over my silver-haired bishie!
I guess that I'm obsessed, but I really gotta see
Yaten!

Oh, Yaten you're so phat 'n pretty with those eyes!
I could care less about those other SM guys!
Oh Yaten, you're so pretty, can't you understand?!
It's guys like you, Yaten!
Oh what you do, Yaten, do Yaten, don't break my heart Yaten!!!

*repeat and fade