The Three Aliens
Disclaimer: I don’t own the Starlights per se, but I do own my 
interpretations of their characters.  This time, I am trying to use the 
original versions (but the Lights are girls, though I didn’t change 
their personalities like in some of my other fics), so the more 
conservative, purist-types of Sailor Moon fans might be able to enjoy 
this one.

(The scene starts with Neo-Queen Serenity tucking Chibi-Usa in at night)
Chibi-Usa: Mama, can you tell me the story of the three aliens again?  
It’s really funny!
Neo-Queen Serenity: (giggles) Okay, Small Lady.  Once upon a time, there 
were three aliens...
(the scene changes to Princess Kakyuu sending off the Three Lights at 
the door of their castle)
Princess Kakyuu: My soldiers, setting out to seek your fortunes.  Do not 
forget me while you’re gone!  And watch out for the Big Bad Galaxia!
Neo-Queen Serenity: So the three little aliens went out to live on their 
own.  The first little alien met up with a peddler selling straw.
Minako: Get your straw here!  Great for building a beautiful straw hut!  
Hold a tiki party there!
Seiya: Wow, I’ll take it!  It looks like Odango’s hair!
Neo-Queen Serenity: So the first little alien built her house of straw.  
Meanwhile, the second little alien met up with a peddler selling sticks.
Rei: Get your sticks here!  Great for a fortress with the strength of 
ancient trees!  I’m also selling anti-evil charms!
Yaten: Do those sticks and anti-evil charms repel nosy neighbors?
Rei: Of course they do!
Yaten: Then I’ll take both!
Neo-Queen Serenity: So the second little alien built her house out of 
sticks and plastered the anti-evil scrolls all over the walls.  Finally, 
the third little alien met up with a peddler selling bricks.
Haruka: These bricks are strong and rocky!  Make your own island of 
solitude, where you can have your books, poetry, and sturdy brick walls 
to protect you!
Taiki: I’ll take them.
Neo-Queen Serenity: So the third little alien built her house of 
bricks.  But, there was a menace out in the woods.
Galaxia: I must have their Star Seeds!  Hmmph, a house of straw?  I 
wonder who lives here?  Little alien, little alien, let me in!
Seiya: Not by my Odango’s odangos...er, I mean...not by the swish of my 
ponytail, I won’t let you in!
Galaxia: Then I’ll whack, and I’ll smack, and I’ll knock your house down 
with my sword!
Neo-Queen Serenity: So the Big Bad Galaxia whacked, smacked, and knocked 
down the first little alien’s house of straw.  The first little alien 
fled to the house of the second little alien, seeking refuge there.
Yaten: I’ll let you in, Seiya, but you shouldn’t buy straw just because 
it looks like Sailor Moon’s hair.
Neo-Queen Serenity: But the Big Bad Galaxia hadn’t stopped her rampage.
Galaxia: A house of sticks?  Little aliens, little aliens, let me in.
Seiya and Yaten: Not by the swish of our ponytails, we won’t let you in!
Galaxia: Then I’ll whack, and I’ll smack, and I’ll knock your house down!
Neo-Queen Serenity: So the Big Bad Galaxia knocked down the house of 
sticks, and the two little aliens fled to the brick house for refuge.
Taiki: Come live here, it’s safe from Galaxia.
Galaxia: What do you mean?!  I can knock down your house too!
Starlights: Not by the swish of our ponytails!
Galaxia: Then I’ll whack, and I’ll smack, and I’ll knock your house down!
Neo-Queen Serenity: But when the Big Bad Galaxia tried to knock down the 
house of bricks, her sword bounced off, and she fell into the nearby 
lake.
Galaxia: AAAAAH!!  I can’t swim!!  This cursed gold armor is too heavy!! 
(Galaxia drowns)
Neo-Queen Serenity: And so the three little aliens lived happily ever 
after in Taiki’s strong brick house.