You're Such a Pain
by Rainbow

A Parody of "You're So Vain"   It's Usagi singing about Seiya.

Verse 1
You walked in to my house,
Like you were walking on to a yacht.
Your sunglasses were perched in front of your eyes,
A smirk it was on your face.
You had one eye on the picture of,
Me and my Mamo-chan,
And then my friends, they claimed you would seduce me, 
You would seduce me, and

Chorus
You're such a pain.
You probably think this song is about you.
You're such a pain!
You probably think this song is about you!

Verse 2
You took me on a date one time,
And I was so very naive,
When you said that we made such a pretty pair, 
And begged me to never leave.
But you're looking for your princess, and, that is your mission.
So then I say "Go away Seiya."  "Go away Seiya!"

Repeat chorus

Verse 3
Well, you went up to beat the monster,
In a movie made on the campgrounds.
And then you disguised yourself as an evil being,
To put all the girls on the run.
Well you're doing concerts all the time, and when you're not,
You're with, Taiki and Yaten who say "Help find the princess, help find the princess"

Repeat chorus