Chapter 11: A Visitor for Chibi-Usa! A Disastrous Night! "What?! There have been break-ins?!" gasped Usagi. "Yes. Luckily, you've got your parents to protect you," said Makoto. "To tell the truth, I've got to stay home tonight, just me, Chibi-Usa, and Chibi Chibi," worried Usagi. "Oh my! You're still quite young," teased Minako. "You know, maybe you could get Taiki-chan to be your bodyguard. She's certainly got huge muscles," suggested Rei. "Okay! Hey, Taiki-chan! Come over tonight! I'm staying by myself, and I need someone strong like you to be my bodyguard!" called Usagi. Taiki agreed. "I need to get this house straightened for her," said Usagi, cleaning the kitchen. "Are you sure having her over is a good idea?" asked Luna. "Why wouldn't it be? She's strong, and she seems like a very responsible girl. I know she's 5 years younger than me, but she certainly doesn't act like an 11-year old," said Usagi. "I don't mean her. I'm worried she might bring that crazy sister of hers along, you know, Seiya. She seems wild and destructive," said Luna. "Seiya-chan? I think Taiki-chan would know better than to bring her over," reassured Usagi. Then a knock came at the door. "That's Taiki-chan! I'll get it!" exclaimed Usagi, running to the door, and slipping on the rug. Taiki entered, just as Chibi-Usa and Chibi Chibi came up behind Usagi. "Are you okay, Tsukino-san?" she asked. "Yeah. I fall a lot," said Usagi, blushing. While Usagi went to get some cake for her guest, Chibi-Usa sat next to Taiki on the couch. "You know, in school we're learning how to bake cookies. Do your sisters like cookies?" asked Chibi-Usa. "I think so," said Taiki. "Who does the cooking for you girls? You?" asked Chibi-Usa. "Yes," said Taiki, her voice softening to almost a whisper. "Usagi's not much of a cook. We bought that cake. I guess you know she's not a good cook, though. Remember when she popped up on that cooking show?" asked Chibi-Usa, climbing into Taiki's lap. "Here's the cake...Hey! What ARE you doing?! Getting romantic with her, Chibi-Usa?" exclaimed Usagi, who was so shocked she dropped the cake on Taiki's head. Chibi-Usa slid onto to the floor, giggling, as Taiki blushed a deep crimson. Taiki washed the sticky cake off, and Usagi offered to let her borrow some of her clothes. While Taiki was changing, her silly older sisters, Seiya and Yaten, showed up. "Hey, where's Taiki?" asked Yaten. "She's changing her clothes. I accidentally dumped cake on her," said Usagi. "Really? Let's have a food fight!" shouted Seiya, running towards the kitchen. Unfortunately, Taiki was going the opposite way, and the two sisters crashed into each other. "Hey! What the heck are you wearing?!" exclaimed Seiya. Yaten, Chibi-Usa, and Usagi followed her, and then fell over laughing when they saw Taiki, who was wearing Usagi's clothes, which were of course way too small for her. "Hey. As long as everyone's here, why don't we have supper?" suggested Chibi-Usa. "Sure! I like pizza, and we can cook it ourselves," said Yaten, heading for the kitchen. Seiya grabbed the blender, and turned it on. "Hey! What are you doing?!" shrieked Usagi, as Seiya stuck one of Chibi Chibi's sippy cups in the blender. "I'm cooking!" squealed Seiya, knocking the blender to the floor, where it shattered. "GET OUT!!" screamed Usagi, shoving Seiya in a blind rage. "Tsukino-san. She doesn't know any better. She's broken stuff in our house, too," said Taiki softly. "How old IS she? 4?" yelled Usagi, still angry. "She's 17, and she's very stupid," said Yaten. "Hey! I'm not stupid!" retorted Seiya. "Let's just order take-out pizza, and get out of the kitchen. Someone could get hurt on the broken glass," said Chibi-Usa. "Well then, what should we do now?" asked Usagi. "Let's play charades," suggested Chibi-Usa. "I'll go first! It's a person," said Yaten. She stood up straight and rigid, like a statue. "A person? Is it a kind of person? I know, a person who carves statues!" exclaimed Usagi. "No! You're being Taiki-chan!" giggled Seiya, falling off the couch and rolling around on the floor as Taiki blushed again. "Yeah! It's Taiki!" squealed Yaten. "I guessed it, so it's my turn!" said Seiya. She knelt down, put her hands on the floor, threw her head back, and howled "AAWWHOOOOO!!!!" "A dog!" shouted Chibi-Usa. "Yeah! How'd you guess?" asked Seiya. "Umm, you're supposed to stay silent when you play charades. You gave it away by howling," corrected the pink-haired girl, getting up to take her turn. "It's an animal too," she said, running around and flapping her arms. Then she bent down and pretended to peck at worms in the ground. "Are you being a bird of some sort, Chibi-Usa-san?" Taiki asked shyly. "Yup! It's your turn," said Chibi-Usa. Taiki started crawling around, batting at an imaginary ball. "Are you being a cat?" asked Usagi. Taiki nodded, and let Usagi come to "center stage." "She makes one interesting cat," thought Luna, who was watching the game from under a coffee table. "It's a person with a certain job," said Usagi, and she proceeded to do a weird-looking dance. "Hey, she's doing the hornpipe! Are you a sailor?" asked Yaten. "Yeah, matey!" said Usagi, pretending to gulp down a can of spinach, flexing her arm. A car stalled outside. "Isn't that Usagi-chan's house?" asked Haruka. She, Michiru, and Hotaru were in the car. "Yes. Maybe we should stop by for a visit," said Michiru. The three of them entered the house. "Hi! Come in! The pizza should be arriving soon. Chibi-Usa and I ordered it, and we're surprising the Lights with a special pizza treat," said Usagi, lowering her voice to a whisper as she spoke, so the Lights wouldn't hear. "The Lights? You mean those suspicious girls?" asked Haruka warily. Just then, Seiya and Yaten tumbled into the room, chasing after Chibi Chibi. "Come back! Your hair needs styling!" they called. Taiki and Chibi-Usa followed, anime-sweatdropping when they saw Seiya and Yaten collide into the three shocked Outers. "Hey! What are you guys doing here?" demanded Haruka. "Taiki-chan's being my bodyguard," piped up Chibi-Usa. "Oh? Are bodyguards supposed to need their older sisters' protection?" teased Haruka. "We're not protecting her! We just decided to play here...hey, Hotaru," said Seiya, making "sexy" eyes at Hotaru. Just then, the pizza guy came. "Did an Usagi Tsukino order a pizza?" he asked. The Lights suddenly looked worried. "If we're seen at a fan's house, it'll get in the tabloids. Hide, sisters!" hissed Yaten, and the three girls took off, Hotaru and Chibi Chibi following Seiya. The three of them ducked into a cupboard. Then, Aluminum Siren and Lead Crow arrived. "Siren! Get that man's Star Seed! His giving soul that gives pizza must also give a true Star Seed!" commanded Lead Crow. "Hello. I am Aluminum Siren. Pleased to meet you," said the ditzy villainess, ignoring Crow's orders. Usagi ran to the kitchen, and Seiya, Chibi Chibi, and Hotaru popped out, gasping for air. She ran to the closet, and found Yaten curled up by the vacuum cleaner. Taiki had ducked into the bathtub, so Usagi went elsewhere. Chibi-Usa stared at the pizza guy as Lead Crow stole his Star Seed. She screamed as Lead Crow and Aluminum Siren tied her to the wall. "Sailor Sommelier, eat this pink cotton-candy head!" commanded Lead Crow. A flurry of cherry blossoms was seen, and the phage and two villains stopped, startled. "Sailor Uranus!" "Sailor Neptune!" "Sailor Saturn!" The three Outer Senshi introduced themselves, standing on the coffee table. "I don't believe it! You're standing on the table with your shoes on!" exclaimed Aluminum Siren. The three Outers blushed, and the phage took the pause to resume launching its head at Chibi-Usa, who screamed. Suddenly, the phage was hit in the head with a pizza! "Stop right there! You're making a mess in someone's house, and you tried to eat a little girl! Agent of love and justice, pretty Sailor Senshi, Sailor Moon! In the name of the Moon, I shall punish you!" shouted Sailor Moon, entering the room. Three shadowy figures were seen. "Penetrating the darkness of night." "The air of freedom breaks through." "We are three wandering shooting stars." "Sailor Star Healer!" "Sailor Star Maker!" "Sailor Star Fighter!" "Sailor Starlights, Stage On!" Star Fighter panicked when she saw the phage, and she started screaming. "Star Gentle..." Star Maker started to do her attack, but Star Fighter jumped on her and held her down, screaming "Protect me! Oh, protect me!!" "You idiot! She is trying to protect you! Let her attack!" snapped Star Healer. "Sailor Moon! Get the phage before it tries to eat anyone else!" shouted Sailor Neptune. "Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss!" screamed Sailor Moon, turning the phage back into a dazed pizza delivery guy.