Chapter 5: Yaten's Sibling Fight!  Luna Teaches Love!
	Luna was walking on a wall, exploring, when a chameleon suddenly jumped in
 front of her.  Below, Seiya was climbing up on Taiki's shoulders.  "Get that chameleon!
  I need it for the Stars' Pets show," whined Yaten, who was standing next to them.  
"Quit whining!  I almost got the wall!" shouted Seiya.  Trying to grab onto the wall,
 and the chameleon as well, Seiya kicked Taiki in the forehead.  Startled, Taiki 
dropped her, and they fell to the pavement.  Yaten fell over too, laughing.  "Hey!  
I WAS GETTING IT FOR YOU, YA LITTLE...!!" Seiya lunged at Yaten, and the two of them 
started fighting.  Luna watched, wondering why sisters would fight like that.  She was
 determined to reform them.  So when Taiki saw Luna, the cat was more than happy to 
become Yaten's "pet."

	The next day at school, Usagi and Minako were watching Yaten read under a tree.
  A girl came up to Usagi.  "Can you give this love letter to Yaten-chan?" the girl 
asked.  "Sure.  I'm your messenger of love!" exclaimed Usagi, hopping over to Yaten.
  "Hey, little silver-haired girl!  I have a message for you!" she giggled.  "A 
message?  You know, you shouldn't be commenting on my hair.  My older sister thinks
 you have meatballs for hair, and she's correct," said Yaten.  "Meatballs?!  This girl 
wants you to read her love letter!" shouted Usagi.  "Love letter?" asked Yaten, taking 
the letter and throwing it in the trash.  "Hey!  Why'd you throw it...oof!" Yaten 
shoved Usagi away as she got up and walked away.  "That girl's got a bad attitude!" 
Usagi declared.  

	Later, they were at Rei's temple, discussing ways to find Luna.  And who 
should show up, but Luna!  "Hey, Luna!  Where were you?!" the girls asked.  "I was 
on a show with Yaten.  I need to go back with her for another part of the show too," 
said Luna.  Minako picked up Luna, sniffing her.  "You smell like shampoo!" 
she exclaimed.  "Well, I took a bath with her," said Luna.  "You took a bath 
with Yaten-chan!  That's okay, a cat...a cat can take a bath with her," stammered 
Minako.  "I want to be a cat!!" she screamed.

	The Lights were driving home from the studio, and Seiya noticed that Yaten 
had band-aids all over her.  "Hey, what happened to you?  You look like you got 
caught in a meat grinder," teased Seiya.  "No.  I tried to take a bath with that 
cat.  She scratched me," retorted Yaten.  "A bath with a cat?  Everyone knows cats 
hate baths!  And you call me stupid?" giggled Seiya.  "You ARE stupid!" shouted 
Yaten, and the two of them started fighting again in the backseat of the car. 

	The next day, Yaten was on the show again, this time with a girl named 
Noriko.  "I also like cats, Yaten-chan!" she gushed.  "Yeah?  So what?" snapped Yaten,
 as a girl washed Luna nearby.  "I'm not very good at cooking, can you come over and 
cook for me sometime?" asked Noriko, ignoring Yaten's snub.  "No!  Of course not, you 
dull blockhead!" shouted Yaten.  "Well!  I see you've probably already got a boyfriend!" 
retorted Noriko.  Meanwhile, Usagi, Minako, Ami, Makoto, and Rei were watching 
through the window.  "Wow!  It's the famous Noriko-san!  I don't believe it!" 
exclaimed Rei.  Iron Mouse was there, and she was also interested in Noriko, but for 
a different reason.  "I want your Star Seed!" shouted Iron Mouse.  The Star Seed was 
a blank, and Noriko turned into the phage, Sailor Mademoiselle.  "Hey!  Phage!  Eat 
this yummy kitty!" shouted Iron Mouse, and she threw Luna at the phage as she left.  
Luna flew through a window, and landed outside at Yaten's feet.  "Little kitty!  
What are you...a phage!  Did it throw you out here?" asked Yaten, who actually looked 
concerned.  "I'll avenge you, kitty!  Healer Star Power, Make Up!" shouted Yaten, 
transforming into Sailor Star Healer.  

	Meanwhile, the other five girls had transformed, and were being literally 
whipped by the phage.  "Star Sensitive Inferno!" shouted Star Healer, shooting a fire 
ball at the phage.  "Hey!  You saved Luna!" exclaimed Sailor Moon.  "Her name is 
Luna?" asked Star Healer.  "Now, Sailor Moon!  Heal the phage while it's down!" 
commanded Sailor Mars.  "Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss!" shouted Sailor Moon, 
turning the phage back into Noriko.