Chapter 1: An Idol Band? Also a New Enemy! A crowd of people screamed inside a concert hall. "Seiya!" A black-haired girl with a height of about 5 and a half feet stepped on the stage. She was wearing a blue t-shirt, a long denim skirt, and a pair of extremely thick eyeglasses was perched on her nose. Her bubbly personality seemed to exude out of her. "Yaten!" A 5-foot tall girl pranced on stage. Her silver hair was in the same ponytail as Seiya's. She wore a similar outfit to her sister's, except her t-shirt was green. Her green eyes sparked dangerously, as if she were angry with Seiya for entering first. "Taiki!" A tall girl of about 6 feet came on after her. She had extremely long brown hair, a very large forehead, huge, bulging muscles, and was wearing a purple t-shirt and jean shorts. She seemed shy, like she was a bit afraid to be on stage. Unlike Seiya and Yaten, who were obviously older teenage girls with noticeable breasts, Taiki's muscular chest was boyish and flat, giving her a younger, pre-teen look. The three girls began singing their hit song, "Ticket to Ride." Minako sighed happily at the memory of the TV showing of the concert. "What'cha thinking about?" asked Chibi-Usa. She had tried to time travel back to the 30th century again, but was unable to. To cheer her up, Usagi, Ami, Rei, Makoto, and Minako had taken her to the Crown Fruit Parlor for a snack. "I was just remembering my favorite new rock group, the Three Lights. Of course, there's the eldest Light, Seiya-chan, at age 17!" giggled Minako. "Isn't she kinda, um, stupid? Though she also looks oddly intellectual with her glasses," said Makoto. "But that's what makes her so cute!" exclaimed Minako. "Don't forget the 14-year old middle child, Yaten-chan, with her stylish beauty!" added Rei. "She's cool, too!" said Minako and Makoto in unison. "And what about the youngest child, Taiki-chan. She's only 11, but she's the most mature and the most intellectual," said Ami. "She's hot!" giggled Minako and Makoto in unison again. "Which one do you like, Usagi?" asked Rei eagerly. "Mamoru," said Usagi sadly. "What's wrong, Usagi-chan?" asked Ami. "The other day, Mamoru left for America. He's going to study at Harvard," explained Usagi. "That's a great opportunity for him!" said Artemis, Minako's cat. "Hey, don't be so insensitive!" snapped Minako. The next day was a school day. All the girls were joining different clubs. Makoto was going to play on the track and field team. Minako was going to play volleyball. And Ami was going to be in the computer club. Even Hotaru, who had been skipped up to the high school, was joining the literature club. Usagi was hanging around, before school, still trying to decide on a club, when she heard a scream. Dashing to the front of the school, who did she see but the Three Lights! Seiya and Yaten were wearing the girls' school uniforms, though their younger sister, Taiki, was wearing the boys' uniform. "They're transferring here, and they're in our class!" exclaimed Minako. "Rei-chan, Minako-chan, Ami-chan, and me are all part of the fan club!" added Makoto. In the classroom, the Lights found seats. Yaten sat by Minako, Taiki by Makoto, and Seiya by Usagi. "Hey, meatball-head, what kinds of clubs are there? We want to join clubs," said Seiya. "Well, there's none that I can think of now..." Usagi was cut off by Minako. "I can show you lots of clubs!" she exclaimed. "Get back in your seat!" scolded the teacher. Seiya, who was interested in sports, decided to try out for some in the gym. A group of girls watched, impressed, as she dribbled a basketball down the court, and swished it through the basket. Taiki and Yaten were watching too. "Eww, this place smells like sweat!" whined Yaten. "I prefer to exercise in private," said Taiki softly. Yaten stomped off, just as Minako grabbed Taiki. "I'll bet you'd rather join a literature or culture club! Your sister's correct! The gym DOES smell like sweat! I, Minako Aino, will show you around!" "I can go by myself, Aino-san," said Taiki, embarrassed. "I WILL SHOW YOU!! You're too young to go by yourself, anyway," said Minako, as she grabbed Taiki's arm. Taiki jerked away, wanting to go home, away from all those people, and started to run. Minako tried to grab her again, but the younger girl was too quick despite her large, muscular body, and Minako ended up crashing into the wall. Makoto, Rei, Usagi, and Ami were watching, impressed. "Minako-chan's amazing! Most girls are afraid of them," remarked Makoto. "Hi, meatball-head! Wanna watch me dunk more shots?" asked Seiya, boldly jumping in Usagi's face. "Hey! Don't call me a meatball-head! My name's Usagi Tsukino!" yelled the pigtailed blond. "Oh! Soggy meatballs!" giggled Seiya, as Usagi glared at her. Elsewhere, in a seemingly abandoned TV station, a girl named Nezu flipped through a bunch of pictures. She came to a picture of a football player. "He looks good! I think he's a great target! I'm coming to get you, number 13!" she giggled. Meanwhile, Seiya was trying out for the football team, while Usagi watched. She was knocked down, and Usagi rushed over. "Hey! Don't hit an amateur without protection!" she yelled. Oddly enough, Seiya seemed to be making friends with the player who had knocked her down. "I think you'd be an excellent addition to the team," he said. Then he went to the showers. Nezu was there. "Oooh, you have such big muscles!" she cooed. "Uh, what do you want?" asked number 13. "I want your Star Seed!" shouted Nezu, turning into Sailor Iron Mouse and shooting yellow beams out of her bracelets. The beams hit the player, and his Star Seed came out of his head. Iron Mouse groaned as it turned black. Then a familiar winged figure could be seen. "You're messing with the friendship between two athletes! I won't forgive you! Agent of love and justice, pretty Sailor Senshi, Sailor Moon! In the name of the moon, I shall punish you!" said the winged girl. Sailors Mercury, Mars, Venus, and Jupiter were there too. "Hey, Sailor girls! Have fun playing with Sailor Guts!" giggled Iron Mouse as she disappeared into a phone booth. Vines wrapped around the football player, and he was transmogrified into the phage, Sailor Guts, who looked like the guy he originally was, except he was wearing a weird version of Sailor Moon's outfit. "Men's attractiveness is blood, sweat, and guts! Come and and get it! Youth's perspiration!" he shouted, shooting globs of sweat at the Sailor Senshi. They ran away, grossed out by the smell. "Now do 10 laps with all that energy!" he yelled, chasing them around the schoolyard. Just then, three figures were standing on top of the jungle gym. "Penetrating the darkness of night." "The air of freedom breaks through." "We are the wandering shooting stars!" "Sailor Star Fighter!" "Sailor Star Healer" "Sailor Star Maker!" "Stage on!" Three girls were seen, who looked exactly like the Three Lights, except that they had on leather-bikini-things. Star Healer screamed when she saw the monster. "EWWW!! It's shooting sweat!" she screamed, crashing into Star Fighter. The two of them tumbled off the jungle gym, but Star Maker quickly leaped to the ground and caught them. She set them down, and then shouted "Star Gentle Uterus!" A beam of energy hit the phage, knocking it down. "Now, Sailor Moon!" commanded Sailor Jupiter. Sailor Moon held up her new wand, the Eternal Tier, and shouted "Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss!" A beam of light shot at the phage, turning him back to a person. The Starlights vanished, as the other Sailor Senshi watched. "New Sailor Senshi?" asked Sailor Mars. "I think we have a new enemy," said Sailor Mercury. Later, Usagi had decided on a club. Since she liked drawing, she was in a manga club! She proudly showed her first drawing to her friends. "Is it a tasmanian devil?" asked Minako. "No, I think it's a rabbit," said Ami. "I think it's a rat," said Rei. "It looks like a tiny bear ," said Makoto. "No! It's Luna!" gasped Usagi indignantly.