The Sailor Senshi Skits Show!
Brought to you by Larissa, Brittany, and Diana!
(warning: my fellow Usagi fans might not like this, and Taiki fans might not either!)

(the camera shows the three Senshi Combat Arena announcers)
Brittany: Welcome to the Sailor Senshi Skits Show!
Diana: First is a twist on a popular Christmas carol, done Sailor Moon-style!
(the screen goes to Princess Fireball singing)
On the first day of Christmas, Naoko gave to me,
A schoolgirl named Usagi.
Second...Two talking cats.
Third...Three Starlights.
Fourth...Four Outer Senshi.
Five...TV Seasons!
Sixth...bubbles fogging.
Seventh...Daimons stealing.
Eighth...Black Moon members.
Ninth...Planet Warriors.
Tenth...roses flying.
Eleventh...Flame Snipers.
Twelfth...Gentle Uteri.

Larissa: Wasn't that great?  Next is, we have the story of a mystery to solve!
Is Usagi Tsukino a cannibal?
Brittany: We asked the witnesses, Taiki and Makoto, to describe the incident.
Makoto: Well, we were in the greenhouse, and Taiki had just finished reading one of
Blake's poems.
Taiki: Miss Tsukino had no idea what I recited.
Makoto: When I told her that Blake was a poet, she claimed that a poet was a type of snack!
Taiki: I thought it was funny at the time, but now I fear for my life around her.  
Seiya: What?!  She can't possibly be a cannibal!
Taiki: That's another good reason for Seiya to stay away from her.
Seiya: Hey, I'm safe as long as I don't write any poetry!  You're the one in danger, not me!
Diana: Can we end the interview here?  We've heard enough, and I've seen more than enough
of Taiki's forehead!
Larissa: Mmmm, Taiki...(does a Homer Simpson drool)
Brittany: (sweatdropping) Can we stay on task here?  (to Taiki) So has she shown any signs
of wanting to eat you besides that one remark?
Taiki: No, actually, other than that she doesn't seem to be a cannibal.
Seiya: See?  She's NOT dangerous!
Larissa: (to Seiya) Who said you were allowed here?
Yaten: (entering the interview room) Seiya and I are here in case Usagi DOES try to eat Taiki.
Larissa: I doubt she would.
Diana: Yeah, though if she is a cannibal, I hope Taiki's her first victim!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
(she pulls out a bib, fork, and knife)
Taiki: Is she a cannibal too?
Diana: RRRAAAHGGGH!!!! (lunges at Taiki, but Larissa, Brittany, Seiya, Yaten, and Makoto all 
tackle her)
Usagi: (entering the room) Mmmm!!!  EAT TAIKI!!!
(Taiki escapes and slams the door just as Usagi and Diana are leaving, and they go crashing 
backwards)

Larissa: I think we need to get Diana back here for tomorrow's show.
Brittany: Goodbye for now!
(screen fades to black)