(The four Outer Senshi and the Starlights are in a room, Haruka and Seiya sitting at opposite
sides of the room of course)
Larissa: Hi, everyone!!  (glomps on Taiki) Helloooo, Taiki! (a la Yakko to Hello Nurse)
Taiki: (anime-sweatdropping) Uh, hi Larissa-san.
Seiya: (hides behind a pillow) Get her away from me!  She hates me!
Yaten: (whacks Seiya with a cartoon mallet) She's not going to kill you!
Larissa: (crawls off of Taiki) I don't need to kill Seiya, it looks like Haruka-san will do it for me.
Haruka: You got that right. (cracks her knuckles)
Michiru: Um, Haruka, did you notice that her hair looks like yours?
Haruka: Well, is it?
Larissa: Yes, you happen to be my favorite Outer Senshi!
Michiru: She's my favorite too.  (hugs Haruka) 
(Setsuna offers all the other Senshi cups of tea)
Larissa: So, did you hear what the Cloverway dubs did to you?  They made Uranus and Neptune
cousins.
(Haruka and Michiru simutaneously spit out their tea)
Haruka: WE ARE NOT COUSINS!!!!!
Yaten: What's a Cloverway?  And how does it know about them?
Seiya: Hmm, I'd like to see that.
Haruka: You wouldn't dare! (flings her mug at Seiya, he ducks and it smashes against the wall)
Setsuna: Haruka!  That was my best mug!  
Seiya: Ooh, Haruka's in trouble with Mommy-Setsuna!
(Setsuna gets a huge sweatdrop on her head, and also an anger mark) 
Haruka: She's not my mommy!!!
Hotaru: She's MY mommy! (glomps on Setsuna and knocks her into Yaten)
Yaten: Get off of me! (whacks Setsuna with a pillow)
Larissa: ENOUGH!!!!  
(Everyone freezes)
Larissa: Okay, Setsuna-san.  No hiding things here.  Why the HECK did you make poor Haruka 
and Michiru wait to learn about the talismans until they were nearly dead?!
Setsuna: Um, I, um...(stalls)
Haruka: Yeah, why did you make us wait?  
Michiru: We didn't exactly like making the sacrifices, you know.
Setsuna: Well, I...(stalls)
Hotaru: What is it like for you Starlights to do that gender-change thing?  Does it hurt?
Yaten: WHAT?!?! (flings his cup and accidentally knocks out Setsuna)
Larissa: Well, she's taken care of.
Haruka: What's that supposed to mean?!
Larissa: I HATE HER!!!  I HATE THAT SAILOR PLUTO!!!
Haruka: Oh yeah?  Well, I hate Seiya! (knocks out Seiya with a punch)
Michiru: Stop that!  Weren't they going to answer a question?
Hotaru: Yes, what is it like?
Yaten: We can't describe it.  It feels kind of weird, but it doesn't hurt.
Hotaru: Oh.
Haruka: Yeah!  I knocked out Seiya again!
Michiru: (anime-sweatdropping) Uh, Haruka?  
(Taiki calls 911 to help the two knocked-out Senshi)