Miscellaneous 9 Sailor Star Fighter vs. Sailor Star Healer Larissa: Oh boy. (plugs her ears as she prepares for the other two announcers to start fighting) Diana: All right!! Yaten is going to completely blast stupid Seiya away! Brittany: No way! Seiya is so much stronger! Diana: Yaten! Brittany: Seiya! Diana: YATEN!! Brittany: SEIYA!! Diana: (calming down, using a coaxing voice) Come on, Larissa. I KNOW you hate Seiya. Don't you want to see Yaten beat him up? Larissa: (unplugs her ears) Well, yeah. But I wouldn't say that Seiya is a bad fighter. Diana: Seiya? That idiot? He'll just get distracted by Usagi. Larissa: Seiya has battled before and won at this arena. Don't underestimate him. I certainly don't pick my favorites on the basis of whether they would win a fight. I pick them on the basis of whether I just plain LIKE them or not! Diana and Brittany: Oh. (they stop fighting) Larissa: So, the PLANNED fight begins. Star Healer starts out by...huh? Is she climbing the scaffolding? Diana: Uh, yeah, we're having the destroyed food stands replaced. What's the purpose of that, anyway? Brittany: Beats me. Fighter seems confused too. Hey, Seiya! Zap her! Star Fighter: Hey, Yaten! Get down from there or I'll...EEEEEEK!!!! Larissa: What the heck?! Star Healer is swinging from a scaffolding rope, Tarzan-style! Star Healer: EEEYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!!! (crashes into Fighter) Star Fighter: Get offa me!! Star Serious Laser! Diana: Yikes! Healer went tumbling across the arena! Larissa: But she got up again and used her Inferno attack! Brittany: Fighter jumped out of the way and did a flying kick to Healer's head, knocking her out! Seiya wins! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Sailor Moon vs. Sailor Uranus Chibi-Usa: Hi! I brought my cat with me! Her name is Diana! Human Diana: Hey! That's my name too! Cat Diana: Small Lady and I are good friends. Brittany: Uh, this is really confusing! Larissa: Yeah, can you leave your Diana at home next time? She's cute, but she's confusing us, what with the two Dianas and all. Chibi-Usa: Okay. I just was here to watch my future mother do her battle. Michiru: I'm here too! Sailor Uranus: Hi, Michiru! Sailor Moon: Moon Tiara Action! Larissa: Uranus quickly dodged it, and used her World Shaking attack! Diana: But Sailor Moon came back with her Moon Princess Halation attack! Brittany: Uranus is hit! But she gets back up and whacks Moon with the Space Sword! Larissa: Sailor Moon's wand changed again, and she used her Moon Spiral Heart Attack! Diana: I don't think Uranus can stand much more of this...Sailor Moon turned into her Super form! Sailor Uranus: Space Sword Blaster! Sailor Moon: Moon Gorgeous Meditation! Brittany: EEEK!! A big explosion! Diana: As the smoke clears, we see that Sailor Uranus is knocked out, and Sailor Moon won! Brittany: NOOOO!!!! Michiru: NOOOO!!!! Chibi-Usa: YEAH!! Sailor Moon is the best!! Sailor Star Fighter vs. Sailor Venus Diana: Trash that Venus, Seiya!!! Brittany: Yeah!! Go Seiya! Larissa: Go Venus! Show her what TRUE love means! Teach her a lesson for trying to steal Usagi from Mamoru!!! (Diana and Brittany anime-sweatdrop) Larissa: What?! I'm just cheering for the one I like better! Sailor Venus: I beat Star Maker, and I can beat you too! Crescent Beam! Diana: Ewww, what's she trying to do, zap a hole in Fighter's head?! Brittany: Luckily, Star Fighter used her laser and knocked Venus away from her! Larissa: But Venus stood back up and whipped her with the Love-Me Chain! Diana: But Fighter grabbed the chain and threw Venus along with it! Sailor Venus: Hey! VENUS LOVE AND BEAUTY SHOCK!!!! Brittany: No!! Fighter got knocked down! Diana: It's okay, she jumped back up again and kicked Venus! Larissa: But Venus punched her back! Brittany: AAAGH!!! The suspense is terrible! They're brawling!! And I'm falling! (nearly falls out of the announcers box) Diana: Fighter just threw Venus across the battle area, knocking her out!! YES!! Larissa: NO!! Sailor Mercury vs. Sailor Saturn Brittany: (sweetly) Oh, Saturn-sama? I have a request for you. (viciously) BEAT UP THAT MERCURY!!!! BEAT HER BEAT HER BEAT HER!!!! Diana: Woah, settle down. I'm rooting for Saturn too...uh, Larissa? Larissa: (cheerleader-style) 2-4-6-8, who do we appreciate? Mercury, Mercury, YEAH!! Brittany: NOT!! Diana: Just you! Mercury's okay, it's just that I really, really like Sailor Saturn. Sailor Mercury: Shine Aqua Illusion! Larissa: Oooh, yummy!! It's a Saturn-cicle! Diana: Not anymore! She used the Glaive to break out of the ice! Sailor Mercury: Shabon Spray! Sailor Saturn: Silence Wall!! Brittany: Hey, cool!! Mercury's trapped in her own fog! Diana: And Saturn's swinging the Silence Glaive for the final blow! Sailor Mercury: Mercury Aqua Rhapsody! Larissa: Saturn went flying and dropped her Glaive! Diana: Uh oh, Mercury's walking over to the dazed Sailor Saturn... Brittany: And she knocked her out by stomping on her head! That's so dirty! BOOO!!! Diana: WAAAAH!!! Saturn's out!! WAAAH!! Larissa: YESSS!!! Mercury won!! Sailor Mars vs. Sailor Neptune Larissa: Despite the fact that I like Sailor Mars better, I really don't think she has a chance against water. Brittany: I agree, except that I like Neptune better as well. Diana: Go Mars!! You can win without the fire! Just kick her! Sailor Mars: Fire Soul! Sailor Neptune: Deep Submerge! Larissa: Wow! Mars is drenched, and her fire was put out, but she came back with a powerful kick to Neptune's stomach! Brittany: Ow, my eyes! Neptune used her mirror reflection to blind Mars! Diana: (squinting) I THINK that Neptune whacked Mars on the head with the mirror, and Mars just tripped Neptune. Larissa: But Neptune got back up and shoved Mars to the ground! Brittany: And Neptune wins, as she stomps on Mars's head and knocks her out! Diana: EEEEK!!! My poor baby Mars! Sailor Pluto vs. Sailor Star Healer Larissa: MWWAHAHAHAHA!!!! You go, Yaten!!! Knock out that stupid Sailor Pluto!!! Poo is the worst Senshi!!! Brittanny: (anime-sweatdropping) Uh, there is no Sailor Poo. Diana: Yeah, that's even sicker than Maker's attack! Larissa: I was making fun of what Chibi-Usa calls her! I don't know what she sees in Sailor Pluto, anyway. Chibi-Usa should be Taiki's friend, not hers! Diana: Eww, Taiki?! (falls over, making gagging noises) Brittany: (kicking Diana) Oh stop that. Your favorite, Star Healer, is entering the arena, along with Sailor Pluto. Don't you want to watch them? Larissa: I HATE YOU SAILOR PLUTO!!!! I HOPE YATEN BEATS YOU TO A GREEN-HAIRED STRINGY PULP!!!!! (Diana and Brittany anime-sweatdrop) Brittany: (countering Larissa) Go Pluto!! You can win this time!! Diana: Noooo!!! Go Yaten!!! BEAT UP TAIKI!!!! Larissa: What?! Taiki is NOT in this one!! He's over there, in the audience! Diana: EWWWWW!!!!! (jumps into the ring and lands on Star Healer) Protect me from Forehead Boy!!!! Star Healer: Hey! Get offa me!! You'll get hit in the battle! Sailor Pluto: Dead Scream. (Diana and Healer are knocked down) Larissa: YIKES!!! Diana, are you okay? (Brittany and Larissa help her back into the announcer's box) Diana: (dazed, with swirly eyes) Wooohh, I'm seeing lots of magenta Garnet Rods. Star Healer: How dare you do that to one of my fans! Star Sensitive Inferno! Larissa: Yes!! Sailor Pluto was knocked down! Brittany: But she's charging at Star Healer full force! Larissa: But Healer shoved her down, and she's knocked out! Brittany: NOOOO!!!! Diana: What'd I miss?