Miscellaneous 8 Sailor Mercury vs. Sailor Moon Larissa: All right! Go Sailor Mercury! No offense to you, miss Moon, but I just LOVE Sailor Mercury! I like your future daughter too! Brittany: Boo!! I hate both of them! They are such goody-goodies! Larissa: Oh, and Sailor Pluto isn't? Brittany: Yeah! She's so cool and mysterious! Diana: Ahem, Sailor Pluto is NOT in this battle. As for my vote, it goes to Moon, but I have nothing against Sailor Mercury, it's just that I like Sailor Moon better. Larissa: What the heck are they WEARING?!?! Diana: Um, it looks like they have pillows strapped to their stomachs, and they are also wearing their Senshi outfits under the pillows. Brittany: That's another thing! They should've known not to pig out so much before the battle! Diana: (smacks Brittany) Those are pillows, not their actual stomachs, you idiot! Larissa: They started by bouncing off each other's fake stomachs! Moon and Mercury: Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Diana: Uh, I didn't know the Senshi thought they were sumo wrestlers. Brittany: Sailor Moon headbutted Mercury, and knocked her down! Larissa: Now they're taking the pillows off...A PILLOW FIGHT?!?! Diana: Aren't they supposed to have superpowers? Brittany: I told you they were stupid Senshi. Larissa: MERCURY ISN'T STUPID!!!! Brittany: Mercury needs to get a life and stop studying so much! (Mercury throws a pillow at Brittany) Oof! Hey! ( sticks a plastic cup in the pillow and throws it back at them and it hits Sailor Moon) Sailor Mercury: Let's get them! They'll pay for insulting my studying! Mercury Aqua Rhapsody! Sailor Moon: Moon Gorgeous Meditation! (hits Mercury with the attack) Sailor Mercury: Hey!! I thought we were teaming up against them! Shabon Spray! Larissa: Ha, ha! Now Sailor Moon can't see! Diana: OW!! There's a bright light! It's Taiki's forehead reflection! Brittany: Taiki isn't in this one either!! It's Sailor Moon powering up to her Eternal form! Sailor Mercury: You'll pay for clearing up my fog! Shine Aqua Illusion! Sailor Moon: Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss! Diana: EEEK!!! More bright lights!! Larissa: The light clears, revealing that Sailor Moon has knocked out Mercury and won the match. Sailor Chibi Moon vs. Sailor Jupiter Larissa: WOOHOO!! Go Chibi Moon!! You can do it! Brittany: Yeah! Go Jupiter! Diana: I'd have to go with Jupiter too, but I don't have anything against miss Chibi-Usa. Brittany: I do! I hate her! Also Ami and Usagi! They should all just be put in a blender! Diana: Well, the two Senshi are entering the arena, and Jupiter is holding a blender? What's she going to do, make food to slow down Chibi Moon? Brittany: Nope, she's plugging it in and walking over to Chibi Moon. Chibi Moon: Pink Sugar Heart Attack! Larissa: Yummy! Is Jupiter going to...AAGGGH!!!! NO KILLING, JUPITER!!! DON'T KILL CHIBI MOON!!!! Brittany: KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL!!! THE SPORE MUST DIE!!! Diana: Yeah, I thought that was against the rules here, I HOPE she doesn't put Chibi Moon in the blender. Brittany: Yes! She's putting Chibi Moon in the blender!! I'm so happy!! Larissa: But Chibi Moon bites Jupiter's hand and falls on the top of the blender, knocking it over! She throws the blender at Jupiter, who ducks as it smashes on the wall behind them! Sailor Jupiter: HOW DARE YOU!!! I USE THAT FOR COOKING!!! SUPREME THUNDER!!!! Brittany: Mmm, fried Chibi Moon...(drools) Diana: Chibi Moon isn't beaten yet, though! She throws her wand at Jupiter, and grabs her boot! Larissa: Jupiter picks up Chibi Moon and throws her...uh, I think Jupiter won. Brittany: YEEEEHAWWWW!!!!! Sailor Neptune vs. Sailor Pluto Diana: All right! Here is the time when Sailor Pluto gets to show Neptune her true power! Larissa: And that is? Diana: Her choking long hair!! MWAHAHAHA!!!! Brittany: As much as I like Sailor Pluto, I would say that she wouldn't need Mistress 9-ish hair to win. She'd use her Senshi powers that she has normally. Diana: But Mistress 9 is so COOOOL!!! Larissa: Might I remind you two that this is between Sailor Pluto and Sailor Neptune, and that Mistress 9 is gone? Sailor Saturn defeated her. And also, Saturn is not part of the battle either. Diana: Taiki is. Brittany: (smacks Diana) Stupid, she would NEVER battle in her Taiki form! Star Maker is the Sailor Senshi! Taiki is a regular old pop star! Diana: Okay, okay. I was making a joke. Geez, I haven't seen Forehead Boy in awhile. Good riddance to him, I say. Seiya: Taiki's right here! (points to the seat next to him) Diana: EEEEEEK!!!! Sailor Neptune: Submarine Reflection!! Diana: AGGH!!! The light reflected off of Taiki's forehead! I can't see! (falls back into the announcers' box, wiggling helplessly on the floor) Larissa: (anime-sweatdrops) Sorry, Taiki-san, Diana's just immature. (remembering the battle) Okay, it looks like Sailor Pluto is also blinded by the attack. Brittany: But she looked away, and is blindly swinging the Garnet Rod at Neptune! Larissa: And she managed to hit Neptune with it...uh oh, the Senshi of the Sea is roaring! Sailor Neptune: DEEP SUBMERGE!!!! Diana: (back to her senses) Ha, ha! Pluto's all washed up! Brittany: No she's not! She used her Dead Scream attack and knocked down Neptune! Larissa: And then she broke Neptune's mirror with her Garnet Rod! Diana: But Neptune punched her in the head! Pluto is out, folks! Neptune...WHAATT?!?! Noooo!!! I HATE YOU, SAILOR NEPTUNE!!! Sailor Mars vs. Sailor Star Maker Larissa: Hey, Diana! What are you doing?! Brittany: (plugs her ears) Geez, I'm also rooting for Mars here, though I wouldn't care who wins this one. Stop that, Diana-baka! Diana: MARS RULES!! MARS RULES!! MARS RULES!! (falls out of the announcers box and lands on Star Maker's head) EEEEWWW!!!! I touched Taiki's gross, oversized forehead!! EWWWW!!! Sailor Mars: (anime-sweatdropping) Uh, Maker? I think you have an announcer on your head. (Maker sets Diana on the floor) Diana: EWWWW!!! Don't you touch me!!! I'll kill you!!! Diana's Super Attacker Kicker!! (runs up to Maker and starts kicking her in the legs) Sailor Mars: Hey! I'M supposed to fight her, not you! Fire Soul! (Diana jumps out of the way and climbs back into the announcers box as the attack sets Maker's legs on fire, literally of course) Larissa: Yeah! Maker knows how to stop, drop, and roll, just like Star Fighter! Brittany: But Mars kicks her in the head! Diana: EEEK!!! No! Not that! Anything but that! Star Maker: Star Gentle Uterus! Diana: Nooo!!! I said not to do that! My poor baby Mars was knocked down! Larissa: Sailor Mars is NOT a baby! She just got back up and used her Flame Sniper! Brittany: Maker's rolling on the floor again, and EEWW!! Mars jumped on Maker's head! I think Mars won this one. Larissa: Well, there you have it. Sailor Mars has managed to defeat each of the Starlights! Diana: YES!!! Go Mars!! Sailor Neptune vs. Sailor Star Healer Brittany: All right! Go Neptune!! Diana: Yeah! Go Yaten-sama! Show stupid Michi-head who's boss! Haruka: Her name is MICHIRU!! How dare you! (hits Diana) Diana: Ow!! Hey! This isn't your battle! Larissa: Yeah, quit picking on us announcers! As for the battle, I don't care who wins this one. I'd just like to see some Senshi action. Sailor Moon: Moon Tiara Action! (the attack nearly hits the two Senshi in the battle area as they jump aside) Larissa: You're not in this one! I meant from Neptune and Star Healer! Sailor Moon: Sorry. (detransforms back into Usagi and sits back down) Diana: Star Healer started out with her super duper Star Sensitive Inferno! Brittany: Neptune countered with her Deep Submerge! Diana: Healer's really mad! She did a flying kick at Neptune, who...EEEEEK!!! She threw Healer and flung her across the battle area! Larissa: Star Healer jumped back up and knocked down Neptune with a headbutt! Brittany: (anime-sweatdropping) Uh, now they're just wrestling. Diana: EEEEK!!! No!! Neptune knocked out Healer with a whack from the Deep Aqua Mirror! Larissa: Sailor Neptune won! Haruka: Yes! Show those stupid Starlights who's boss! Sailor Pluto vs. Sailor Star Fighter Larissa: This is a battle between my two least favorites! I hope they just knock each other out. Brittany: WHATTT?!?! I love them both!!! I'm going to see my two favorites!! Wait, NO!! One will have to lose!! Diana: It COULD be a tie, as Larissa said. Star Fighter: I'll show you a tie! (pulls Sailor Pluto's hair) Brittany: That wasn't a good move for Seiya-sama, Pluto smacked her with the Garnet Rod. Larissa: And Fighter kicks Pluto! Diana: Boy, this is turning into an all-out brawl! (the brawl goes on for a little while) Brittany: Boy, the suspense is terrible! Diana: Finally, it seems like Sailor Pluto has crawled out of the brawl. Sailor Pluto: Dead Scream. Star Fighter: Star Serious Laser! Larissa: Okaayy, it looks like the laser overpowered the whispered scream here. Sailor Pluto is OUT!! Brittany: WAAAH!! YEEHA!! WAAAH!! YEEHAA!! (Larissa and Diana anime-sweatdrop)