Miscellaneous 7 Sailor Neptune vs. Sailor Saturn Diana: Well, this is a no-brainer. Brittany: Definitely. We all know that Sailor Neptune is going to win this one. Diana: Hey!! That's not what I meant!! Larissa: I side with Diana here. Sailor Saturn at least isn't overly perfect. Brittany: Sailor Neptune is not perfect! Remember the ending of Stars? Diana: Yeah, it was really sad. TAIKI SHOULD'VE GOTTEN HER STAR SEED TAKEN!!! Brittany: Um, that's "his Star Seed". Taiki is the boy version. Larissa: That ending. Yeah, that's the reason I don't completely dislike Neppy. Also, you've gotta admit that her water attacks are cool. And a lesbian superhero can't be all bad. Brittany: Sure you say that when it comes to Neptune and Uranus. But you said you hated Star Fighter, and she's a lesbian Senshi! Larissa: That's why she's better than Sailor Pluto. Sailor Neptune: Stop arguing! Announcers are supposed to watch the fights. Diana: Start then! Sailor Neptune: Okay, I will! Deep Submerge! Larissa: I hope she doesn't flood the area like she did against Chibi Moon. Brittany: She didn't. Saturn blocked the attack with her Silence Wall attack, and Neptune was hit by her own attack. Diana: But Neptune kicked Saturn in the head!! Larissa: Saturn was knocked down, but not out! Neptune is standing above her, holding her Deep Aqua Mirror. Brittany: Neptune Aqua Rhapsody! Diana: Hey! That's Mercury's attack! Brittany: D'oh! Diana: Hey! That's Homer's line! Brittany: Quit that!! You're missing the fight! Neptune used her Submarine Reflection attack to shine a bright light in Saturn's eyes! Diana: Oh yeah? The light reflected off the Silence Glaive and blinded Neptune with her own attack! Larissa: So who's got the reflection now, Neptune? Diana: Taiki's forehead. Brittany: Diana-the-idiot, there are two things majorly wrong with that statement. First of all, Taiki's forehead is NOT a person. Larissa said "WHO's got the reflection", not "what". Second of all, TAIKI IS NOT IN THIS BATTLE!!!! THIS IS BETWEEN NEPTUNE AND SATURN!!!! Diana: (weakly) Ow, my ears. Larissa: Saturn whacked Neptune with the Glaive, and knocked her out. Brittany: WHAAAATT???!!! Sailor Moon vs. Sailor Pluto Larissa: I vote for Sailor Moon to win. And let me guess. You two are going to vote for Sailor Pluto, right? Brittany and Diana: That's right! Diana: Though it's not like I have anything against Usagi, it's just that I like Setsuna a LITTLE better. Brittany: But I do!! Usagi is my second-least favorite character!! She is so annoying!! Sailor Moon: How dare you!!! Bow to my Moon Power!! Brittany: No way!! I hate your daughter too!! Sailor Pluto: Why does everyone here hate Small Lady? Larissa: I really like her. It's just that I hate YOU, Poo! Diana: I never said I hated Chibi Moon. That's just Brittany with her misguided idea that Taiki is better than Yaten. Brittany: At least Taiki isn't rude on the phone!! Diana: So?! Larissa: Huh? Hey, do you girls want hair cuts? Diana: Uh, no! Larissa: Hey Pluto! Get a hair cut!! (throws the scissors into the battle area) Brittany: Sailor Pluto picked up the scissors you threw. Larissa: Is she going to cut her OWN hair?! Diana: She's...WHAT THE HECK?!?! SHE'S CUTTING OFF SAILOR MOON'S ODANGOS!!! Seiya: AAAGGGH!!! My odango lost her odangos!! Sailor Moon: Hey! That's my special family style!! Moon Spiral Heart Attack!! Sailor Pluto: Dead Scream. Brittany: The two attacks collided, and caused an explosion! The two Senshi were knocked to opposite sides of the arena! Larissa: Sailor Moon jumped up, and she's charging at Sailor Pluto with a headbutt. Diana: But Pluto whacked her with the Garnet Rod, and knocked her down. Brittany: And then kicked her! Larissa: Sailor Moon bit Pluto's leg!! Brittany: Sailor Pluto won, though, when she smacked Moon in the head with the Garnet Rod again! Yes!! Larissa: No! Diana: Maybe so. (Brittany and Larissa anime-sweatdrop) Sailor Mercury vs. Sailor Uranus Larissa: All right!! Go Mercury!! Brittany: What?! Anyone knows that Sailor Uranus is a much better fighter than that bubble-popping computer geek! Diana: I didn't know that she popped her own bubbles! Larissa: So who do you vote for, Diana? Diana: Ami, of course! She's not as mean as Haruka. Brittany: (sarcastically) Oh, and Yaten is the SWEETEST of all the Senshi. I think not! Neither is Mars, for that matter. Diana: I don't just like sweetness. But there is a fine line between being cool and having ATTITUDE and being a stereotypical big-foreheaded arrogant intellectual. Brittany: I never said that Ami was ARROGANT!! Diana: I was referring to Taiki, you idiot!! Larissa: Why do you keep bringing up Taiki when she's not battling!? Sailor Uranus: Yeah, quit arguing over who you like best and just watch the fight!!!!!!! Sailor Mercury: Watch this!! Shabon Spray!! Larissa: WEEEEE!!!! SHABON SPRAY RULES!!! Sailor Mercury: (blushing) Uh, thank you, Larissa-san. Sailor Uranus: No fair!! I can't see in this fog! Sailor Mercury: That's the point. Shabon Spray Freezing!!! Sailor Uranus: Space Sword Blaster! Brittany: Yes!! The attack blew the fog away, and knocked Mercury down too! Sailor Mercury: Shine Aqua Illusion! Diana: Huh?! She froze the Space Sword! Sailor Uranus: Hey!! World Shaking!! Larissa: Mercury was knocked down again! Uranus is standing over her. Diana: And knocked her out! She stomped on Mercury's head! Brittany: ALL RIGHT!!! THANK YOU, SAILOR URANUS!!! Sailor Mars vs. Sailor Venus Diana: Go Mars!! Show Venus who the REAL leader of the Inner Senshi is! Larissa: I thought it was Sailor Moon. Brittany: Quit bad-mouthing V-babe! She was the first ever Sailor Senshi! She's got more experience than Mars! Diana: What?! But Mars gets better test scores! Brittany: Like that counts. If you like that so much, why do you hate Taiki? Diana: There is a difference between being smart and having an attitude, and being smart and being arrogant. Brittany: Oh? I think Mars can be pretty arrogant at times! Diana: But she never told Ami that her opinion is worthless! Larissa: As much as I like Ami, I DO think she was being stupid in that episode. Diana: No, Taiki was just being a jerk. Sailor Mars: Hey! Do you see Taiki-san anywhere in the battle area, Diana-san? Diana: Uh, no, thank goodness. Sailor Mars: Then leave him out of this! This is between me and Sailor Venus! Brittany: We've been waiting for you two to start all this time. Sailor Venus: Let's start, then! Crescent Beam! Sailor Mars: Fire Soul! Sailor Venus: Venus Love-Me Chain! Sailor Mars: Burning Mandala! Sailor Venus: Venus Love and Beauty Shock! Sailor Mars: Mars Flame Sniper!! Larissa: WOW!!! All the attacks exploded!! (the smoke clears) Brittany: They both look pretty beat up, but they are standing. Venus goes over to Mars, who is panting, and punches her in the head! Mars is knocked out! Diana: WAAAAAAH!!!!! Sailor Jupiter vs. Sailor Uranus Larissa: All right!! This is one of the battles everyone's been waiting for since the S season! It's brawn vs. brawn, yes, it's Jupiter vs. Uranus! Brittany: Yeah, and this time, Jupiter is going to win! Larissa: What?! If Uranus beat her once, she can do it again! Diana: But Jupiter's the one to beat a monster all by herself. And if she can beat Sailor Moon, then she can beat Sailor Uranus. Brittany: Wrong! Anyone can beat Sailor Moon! Larissa: I beg to differ. Saturn was totally trashed by her Rainbow Moon Heartache. Diana: Yeah, but even yucky Star Maker beat Moon! That should say something! Brittany: That Maker isn't an idiot? That you can actually attribute something like power to her? She's certainly not the worst of the brainy characters on the show! Ami is! Diana: Ami's A-Okay! Ami's sweet, not a jerk like Taiki-baka! Sailor Jupiter: Hey!! Taiki-san, Ami-chan, and Usagi-chan are not in this battle!! Haruka-san and I are!! Diana: (sarcastically) Well, sorry! Sailor Jupiter: Hey!! Supreme...OWW!!! Larissa: Supreme ow? I thought it was Supreme Thunder! Brittany: No, Sailor Uranus smacked her with the Space Sword, you idiot! Larissa: Hey! Seiya's the idiot, not me! Seiya: What?! (throws his hamburger at Larissa, who ducks, and it hits Sailor Jupiter) Sailor Jupiter: Hey!! Seiya-kun! I already battled you, and you won! What more do you want? Seiya: I won? I don't remember seeing you knocked out. Larissa: I think you had a bucket over your head at the time. Seiya: (sits back down) D'oh! Brittany: Just watch the fight, stupid! Uranus and Jupiter are having a boxing match down there! Diana: And now they're wrestling on the ground...eww, and I think they rolled on the hamburger. Larissa: Squished hamburgers! Get your squished hamburgers here! Magically squished by wrestling Sailor Senshi! (Brittany and Diana anime-sweatdrop) Sailor Jupiter: Hey! Enough of this! Jupiter Oak Evolution! Larissa: Uh, I think Uranus's hair is all frizzed up, and she looks dazed. Diana: And Jupiter threw her, knocking her out! Brittany: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! SAILOR JUPITER GETS HER BACK!!! Sailor Mars vs. Sailor Mercury Larissa: Mercury is DEFINITELY going to win this one. I mean, her water attacks and bubbles can put out Mars's fire! Brittany: What?! But Mars isn't a sickly-sweet computer geek! Mercury is a loser! And also, fire melts ice. Diana: I'll have to go with Mars too, just 'cause she's one of my favorites. Larissa: Hey, where IS Sailor Mercury, anyway? Brittany: Probably studying. Sailor Mercury: (running in, she's pushed in by Senshi Combat Arena employees) Hey! Can't a girl eat her lunch? (she holds up a whole bag of sandwiches) Diana: What the?! Is she bulking up for battle or something?! Brittany: THIS is going to be interesting. Now, in the ring, we have the most amazing feat! Can Sailor Mercury eat 10 sandwiches in a row without getting sick! Usagi: WAAAAH!!! I WANT THE FOOD!!!! Sailor Mars: EEWWW!!! Ami-chan, you're being just as much of a pig as Usagi! Usagi: Hey! I'm not a pig! (snorts in anger) Brittany: You certainly sound like one. Sailor Mercury: (mouth full of sandwich) Huh? Sailor Mars: Hey! No eating during battle! Diana: Who says? (chomps on a candy bar) Larissa: She was referring to Sailor Mercury, not us announcers! Sailor Mars: You'll pay for your gluttony! Fire Soul! Diana: Uh, is Mars trying to COOK the sandwich? Sailor Mercury: Hey! I didn't ask for toast! Brittany: And Sailor Mercury has started a food fight! The Senshi are throwing the sandwiches at each other! Larissa: Mars tackled Mercury and is shoving the sandwiches in her mouth! Sailor Mars: EAT THEM ALL, YOU GLUTTON!!!! Diana: Mercury whacked Mars with her computer, and Mars just...EEWWWW!!! THAT'S SICK!!! SHE JUST STUCK A PIECE OF BREAD UP MERCURY'S NOSE!!!!! Brittany: Mars just threw Mercury, and Mercury jumped up! Sailor Mercury: Shabon Spray!!!! Larissa: It sounds like Mars is trying to see, and then someone screamed! Sailor Mars: EEEEEEK!!!!! STOP PUTTING FOOD DOWN MY SENSHI OUTFIT!!!! Brittany: (anime-sweatdropping) Oh, geez, Mercury, that's really immature. Sailor Mars: MARS FLAME SNIPER!!!!! Diana: The fog cleared, and Sailor Mercury is lying, knocked out in the middle of the sandwich scraps. Brittany: HURRAAY!!!!