Miscellaneous 6 Sailor Moon vs. Sailor Star Maker Larissa: I like Sailor Moon too, but Maker rules! Maker rules!! Brittany: Actually, I like her better as well. Sailor Moon just really annoys me. Diana: HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Kill Forehead Boy, Sailor Moon!! Sailor Moon: I can't kill her, Diana. That's against the rules. Diana: Oh, so now you wanna play by the rules?! Sailor Moon: Duh! I'm a superhero...hey, where the heck is Star Maker, anyway? (Maker runs in, carrying a pie) Larissa: Why's she got a pie? Brittany: Hee, hee!! She threw it at Sailor Moon! Diana: No!! Don't eat it, Sailor Moon! Taiki touched it!! Star Maker: Star Gentle Uterus! Diana: EWWWW!!!! I HATE THAT ATTACK!!!! Larissa: Now the pie is fried. Brittany: LARISSA!! QUIT WITH THE STUPID RHYMING!!! Larissa: Geez, I just meant that Maker's attack burned the pie, and sent Sailor Moon tumbling across the floor, too. Brittany: And I thought Sailor MARS was the fire Senshi! Diana: Yes! Sailor Moon used Moon Spiral Heart Attack, and knocked Maker down!! Larissa: But Maker kicked Sailor Moon in the head, and now she's got swirly eyes! Brittany: And she threw Sailor Moon...I think Sailor Moon is knocked out. Diana: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! Sailor Jupiter vs. Sailor Neptune Larissa: Even though I like Sailor Neptune a little better, I'd have to say she doesn't have much of a chance. Her water attacks will probably just get zapped by Jupiter's electricity. Brittany: I agree! Sailor Jupiter is definitely better than Sailor Neptune! Diana: Yeah!! Jupi-chan's not annoying like miss perfect! Sailor Neptune: I'm perfect?! (looks confused) Sailor Jupiter: Hey, she's distracted! Jupiter Oak Evolution! Brittany: Neptune's mad, and she used her Deep Submerge attack! Sailor Jupiter: Sparkling Wide Pressure!! Larissa: Well, that was short. I knew Neptune would be easy for Jupiter to beat. Sailor Saturn vs. Sailor Star Maker Larissa: Taiki rules!! Taiki rules!!! Brittany: No, Saturn does! She's got the Glaive! Maker doesn't have a big stick! Diana: No, but she has a big forehead. KILL HER, SAILOR SATURN!!!!! Larissa: Hey!! The Senshi are NOT allowed to kill each other!!! Sailor Saturn: That's right! Star Maker: Star Gentle Uterus! Sailor Saturn: Silence Wall! Brittany: Saturn just reflected the attack back at Maker, and she went crashing into the soda fountain! Diana: Maker grabbed the straw dispenser, and threw it at Saturn!! Larissa: But Saturn whacked it with her Glaive back at Maker, who ducked. Brittany: Is she going to have to pay for breaking that?! Diana: WOW!!! Saturn just pole-vaulted with her Glaive, and kicked Maker in the head!! Larissa: And with a smack of the Glaive to the head, Sailor Saturn knocks out Star Maker and wins the match! Diana: YEEEEHAAAAAWWWWWW!!!!! Sailor Chibi Moon vs. Sailor Neptune Larissa: Yes!! It's time to see Chibi Moon beat up Miss Perfect!! Diana: I agree, because I HATE SAILOR NEPTUNE!!!!! Brittany: What?! Neptune's gotta win!! Haruka: Yeah! You can beat Chibi Moon, just like I did! Chibi Moon: Luna-P!! Make me a live battery!! Diana: Hey! Chibi Moon can shock too!! She shocked Neptune good! Larissa: That's shocked WELL, not good. Diana: Whatever. Brittany: Get her back Neptune!!! Larissa: Neptune took your advice and did a wild version of Deep Submerge. Diana: AAGGHH!!! She flooded the battle area!! She and Chibi Moon are swimming now! Brittany: Yes! Neptune's got the advantage now, since she's a better swimmer! Diana: But Chibi Moon bit Neptune's leg and pulled her under! Larissa: I think they're fighting underwater now. Diana: I didn't know that underwater wrestling was a sport! Brittany: THEY think it is, obviously! Neptune just popped up and threw Chibi Moon! Larissa: But Chibi Moon grabbed her shocker battery again! Diana: Neptune's climbing out?! No fair!! Brittany: Ha, ha!! Chibi Moon just shocked herself unconscious!! Neptune wins!! Diana: I HATE THAT SAILOR NEPTUNE AND TAIKI!!!! Larissa: Uh, Taiki wasn't in this one. Sailor Mercury vs. Sailor Star Healer Brittany: I don't like either of them, but Yaten's not as bad as Mercury. She's my least favorite! Diana: Healer-sama, you're the greatest! (bows to her) Larissa: Mercury rules!! She's gonna win!! Brittany and Diana: No she's not!! Star Healer is! Sailor Mercury: Let's just do our best, shall we, Yaten-kun? Star Healer: You can't win with that attitude! You don't have attitude like me!! (sticks her tongue out at Mercury) Sailor Mercury: Shabon Spray Freezing! Larissa: What the?! She just froze Healer's tongue! Diana: That's playing dirty, Mercury! She can't call out her attack if her tongue's frozen!! Seiya: Good. Now I won't have her bossing me around about staying away from Usagi. Right, odango? (hugs Usagi) Usagi: I AM NOT DATING YOU!!!! (smacks Seiya) Larissa: Knock it off! This isn't your turn for a battle!! Diana: (ignoring Larissa, Seiya, and Usagi) Healer's really mad at her mouth being frozen now. I mean, come on! She's a singer! She kicked Mercury a bunch of times and knocked her down! Brittany: But Mercury jumped back up and poked Healer's eyes! Diana: No!! She blinded my baby Yaten! Larissa: It's probably just temporary. Mercury took the chance to knock out Healer with her Mercury Aqua Rhapsody attack!! Brittany and Diana: (a la Sailor Moon) WAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! Usagi: Geez, and you call ME a crybaby?! Larissa: Hey! I think it's cute, Usagi-san. Usagi: You think I'm cute? Thank you! Sailor Jupiter vs. Sailor Moon Larissa: All right!! Go Sailor Moon! Diana: Go Jupiter! Brittany: Yeah! Show her how a real Senshi battles! JUPITER FOREVER!!!! Larissa: Ahem, Jupiter's not the one who saves the world every season! Diana: So? Usagi needed Mako-chan to save her in Sailor Jupiter's first episode! Larissa: That doesn't say anything about the fact that Sailor Moon has the Silver Crystal! Brittany: Okay, NOW you say Sailor Moon should win. But when she went up against Star Maker, you thought she should lose! Larissa: I didn't say that! I wouldn't have minded it if Sailor Moon had won! I just LIKE Taiki better, okay? Diana: No, that's a sign of a sick mind. Brittany: You're telling me?! She actually LIKES Sailor Mercury and Chibi Moon! Larissa: STOP THAT!!!! Sailor Jupiter: Uh, is this your fight or ours?! Sailor Moon: Yeah! Pay attention to us! WAAAAAAH!!!! Sailor Jupiter: Here's something to watch, announcers! Sparkling Wide Pressure! Diana: Yikes! She just zapped Sailor Moon's tears! Brittany: ZAPPED her tears?! Larissa: The salt water conducted the electricity. Sailor Moon: How dare you!!! Moon Princess Halation!!! Diana: Boy, did you ever notice how Sailor Moon's wand keeps changing? Now it's becoming the third season one! Brittany: Jupiter noticed that, and used her Oak Evolution! Larissa: Sailor Moon countered with Moon Spiral Heart Attack! Diana: Sailor Jupiter jumped over it, and kicked Sailor Moon in the head, knocking her out! Larissa: What?!?!