Miscellaneous 5 Sailor Saturn vs. Sailor Venus Larissa: Boy, I don't really care who wins this one. Brittany: Neither do I. Diana: Go Saturn! Venus must die!! Sailor Venus: What?! How dare you! Crescent Beam! (the attack merely fizzles out as it hits the shield) Larissa: Hey, don't you think there would be some protection for us non-superheros who are merely spectators?! Brittany: Don't be too harsh on Venus, Diana. I thought you hated Taiki, anyway. Diana: I also hate Michiru and Minako as well as Forehead Boy. Just not as much. Larissa: Sailor Saturn started out by swinging the Glaive at Venus, who used her Love-Me Chain to grab it away from her! Brittany: Wow. It looks like Sailor Venus is getting the upper hand here. Diana: But Saturn picked up the Glaive, and used her Silence Wall attack just as Venus used her Venus Love and Beauty Shock! Larissa: Sailor Venus was knocked out by her own attack! Brittany: Uh, that was short. Diana: Yes! Saturn won! Sailor Star Healer vs. Sailor Uranus Larissa: Boy, I'm not sure who to cheer for here. Actually, I think I like Yaten better. Diana: Yaten rules! Yaten rules! Yaten rules! Brittany: WEEEEHAAAAA!!!! GO Uranus!! I hate Yaten!!! Star Healer: Go Uranus?! I'll show you...AAAGGHHHH!!! Diana: Yikes! Sailor Uranus kicked Healer in the head before she had a chance to attack! Larissa: Healer's not going down easily, though. She came back with her Inferno attack! Brittany: It looks like Sailor Uranus isn't going down any easier though! She jumped back up and used her World Shaking! Diana: But Healer jumped over it and threw a flying kick right in Uranus's stomach! Larissa: And then she punched Uranus in the head! Brittany: But Uranus whacked her with the Space Sword! Diana: Healer kicked Uranus in the head! Yaten wins! Brittany: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Sailor Mars vs. Sailor Pluto Larissa: All right!! It's Super Mars time! Diana: Yes! Go Mars! Brittany: What?! Sailor Mars is boring! It's time for Sailor Pluto to win! Sailor Mars: I'll show you boring! Fire Soul! Diana: Pluto wasn't ready for that...she's all burnt. Larissa: Now she's fighting, with her Dead Scream attack! Brittany: Mars went skidding across the floor! That's what you get for messing with Sailor Pluto! Sailor Mars: Hey! Burning Mandala! Brittany: Pluto jumped aside, and now...EEEEWWWW!!!! The arena is being filled with some sort of colorful slime! Larissa: Uh, oh! I think Sailor Mars blew up a gummy candy stand. That's what the goo is. It's melted candy. And it's filling up the arena. Geez, why is there so much candy? Diana: The Senshi are having trouble moving in the goop. Larissa: But Sailor Pluto cleared a pathway with her Dead Scream attack. Brittany: Ha, ha!! Mars is knocked out! Diana: Mars is IN there?! All I see is an outline and some black hair sticking out of the goo. Larissa: She looks like Sailor Uranus did after she was beaten by Star Maker. Sailor Chibi Moon vs. Sailor Uranus Larissa: Chibi Moon is gonna beat that arrogant bully! Brittany: Hey! Don't bad-mouth Sailor Uranus! Chibi Moon's evil! Diana: Except for Taiki, none of the Senshi are evil, Brittany. Larissa: Uh, I thought that the Animates were the evil Senshi. Taiki's not an Animate. Diana: No, but on the TV shows, the people with big foreheads are all evil! Taiki, therefore, is super-evil! Seiya and Yaten: How dare you!!! (attack Diana) Brittany: Hey! Stop it, you two! It's not your turn for a fight! This is Chibi Moon and Uranus's battle! Diana: (dazed) Yeah, I see lots of little pink sugar hearts and swords...(babbles) Larissa: Okay, now the other battle has started. Chibi Moon started with her Pink Sugar Heart Attack, and it's hitting Uranus in the mouth. Sailor Uranus: (sitting down) Mmmm, sugar. (drools as the sugar is shot into her mouth) Brittany: What the?! Sailor Uranus, don't let her distract you! Larissa: (sarcastic) Nice move. Now Chibi Moon's really gonna win! Brittany: Uranus got back up and used her World Shaking attack! Larissa: Chibi Moon went flying and crashed! Diana: (back to her senses) Uranus is standing over her dazed body...and knocked her out with Space Sword Blaster! Brittany: Yes!! Chibi Moon was knocked out! Sailor Mars vs. Sailor Star Fighter Larissa: Yes! This'll be another win for Sailor Mars! Brittany: Hey! As I said, she's boring! It's Seiya-sama's winning chance! Diana: 2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate? Sailor Mars, Sailor Mars, WEEEEE!!!! (does a cheerleader routine) Larissa: Well, finally you agree with me! Brittany: The fight is starting! Fighter used her cool laser attack! Mars was knocked down! Diana: Down, maybe, but not out! She came back with her Burning Mandala attack! Larissa: Fighter's on fire! Literally! Brittany: Luckily, she knows how to stop, drop, and roll! You should learn too, kids! Diana: That was a bad move! Mars just took the chance to kick Fighter in the head! Larissa: Gross!! Fighter bit Mars's ankle! Diana: Poor Mars. Brittany: Poor Mars?! Fighter's the one who just got punched in the head! Diana: She's lying on the floor, and Mars is standing over her, looking triumphant. Sailor Mars: Mars Flame Sniper! Brittany: WHAAAAATTT???!!! Fighter got knocked out!?!? (Diana and Larissa cheer) Sailor Uranus vs. Sailor Venus Larissa: It's Uranus vs. Venus! Hey, that rhymes! What's the time? Brittany: (sweatdropping) Uh, it's 12:00. And I thought TAIKI was the poet! Diana: Lunch time! Yummy! PBJ time! (pulls a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich out of her paper bag) Sailor Venus: (drools) Hey! I want some of that! Diana: Here! Eat the bag! (takes the rest of her lunch out and throws the bag at Sailor Venus; it lands in her mouth) Sailor Venus: MMPPHHH!!! Sailor Uranus: Ha, ha!! World Shaking! Diana: (scolding) Venus, you should've eaten before the battle! Brittany: She's mad now, and she used her Love-Me Chain to grab Uranus's throat! Sailor Uranus: (choked) Space...Sword...Blaster! Larissa: She cut the rope! Brittany: But Venus kicked her in the head! Diana: Uranus grabbed Venus by the leg, and threw her! Larissa: Sailor Venus flipped to her feet and knocked down Uranus with her Venus Love and Beauty Shock! Brittany: But Sailor Uranus jumped back up and body slammed Sailor Venus! Larissa: Uh, I think Venus is knocked out. Diana: YEEEEHAAAWWWW!!!! (throws her apple in the air and it falls into the battle area) Sailor Uranus: (catches the apple) Thanks! I was hungry after that battle! (eats the apple) Diana: Hey! That's mine! WAAAAAAAH!!!! Brittany: Ow, my ears! Who's louder, her or Sailor Moon?!