Miscellaneous 4 Sailor Mars vs. Sailor Star Healer Larissa: Hey! Go Yaten! Diana: I'm rooting for Yaten-sama too! Brittany: EWW!! Mars is a lot better! Yaten's an arrogant shmuck! Diana: No, Taiki is! Brittany: Yaten's worse! Diana: Taiki's the worst Senshi! Larissa: Hey, hey, this isn't about Taiki! She's not in this battle. Diana: Yes she is! Star Healer: What?! I'm not Taiki! Taiki's watching the match with Seiya! He's over there, sitting down! (points to the other two Lights, who are sitting in the seats right over the announcers' box) Brittany: She's got a point...hi, Seiya-sama! (stands up and turns around to wave to Seiya, but falls down) Star Healer: Hey, Seiya! Your girlfriend's a klutz! Seiya: Hey! I don't even know her! Odango's my girlfriend! Usagi: No I'm not! (whacks Seiya with a candy bar) Taiki: (anime-sweatdropping) Isn't there going to be a battle match between Hino-san and Yaten? Sailor Mars: I don't know. I think it's more fun to watch Usagi goofing around. Seiya: Ow! Quit hitting me with that! (Usagi gives Seiya a hard smack with the candy bar, it snaps in two, and one half flies into the battle area) Seiya: OWWIIEEE!!! Usagi: EEEEK!!! MY CANDY!!!! (jumps into the battle area) Larissa: Woah! Sailor Mars threw Usagi on top of Star Healer, knocking her out! Usagi: (with swirly eyes) Everything's going around, and around, and around, and around... Diana: NOOO!!!! Yaten-sama!! Sailor Star Maker vs. Sailor Uranus Diana: HEY, SAILOR URANUS!!! BEAT UP TAIKI! I HATE TAIKI!!!!!! Larissa: Woah, settle down, girl! Brittany: Actually, I don't like either much. Haruka's a little better, but I'd like to see them beat up each other. Diana: Well, you're lucky then. They are, since this is a battle arena. Larissa: Two flying attacks! Star Gentle Uterus and World Shaking! Brittany: Sailor Uranus's attack didn't stand a chance! Maker's attack reflected it back at her, and Sailor Uranus went flying into the stands! Michiru: OOF!! I caught you, Haruka! Sailor Uranus: I'll win this for you, Michiru! Space Sword Blaster! Diana: Maker jumps aside, and the attack hits...the ice cream stand! Not another food stand! Brittany: Ice cream is flooding the battle area, as well as the toppings...ewww, Maker and Uranus are getting sticky and messy. Diana: Ha, ha! That's exactly what Forehead-Girl deserves! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Larissa: (anime-sweatdropping) Uh, Diana? Diana: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! (Sailor Uranus and Star Maker are staring at Diana, confused) Brittany: Hey! You two are supposed to be battling! Diana's just a crazy nut! Diana: (ignoring Brittany) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Larissa: (ignoring the other two announcers) Maker took advantage of the spill, and started a food fight! Brittany: Now they're getting even stickier! EWW!! This reminds me too much of Pink Sugar Heart Attack! Larissa: Uranus was hit in the eye! She's stumbling around, and most of the flying food is missing her target! Star Maker: Star Gentle Uterus!!! Brittany: Uranus is knocked out! Maker won. Larissa: Uranus is completely covered with ice cream goo. I can barely tell where she is in all the mess. Diana: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...wait! Taiki won?! WAAAAAAAH!!!!! (cries like Usagi) Sailor Jupiter vs. Sailor Saturn Larissa: Even though I like Saturn better, I don't think she has much of a chance here. Since her Glaive's blade is metal, she's just a lightning rod for Jupiter's attacks. Brittany: I agree, Sailor Jupiter is just so much cooler than boring Sailor Saturn. Diana: Hey! Saturn's gonna win! You'll see! She's not boring at all! She's the Senshi of Destruction! Brittany: So? She's not allowed to kill the other Senshi! Diana: She can still beat Jupiter with the Glaive. Jupiter doesn't HAVE a weapon! Sailor Jupiter: Yes I do! It's called electricity! Supreme Thunder! Larissa: Saturn threw the Silence Glaive at Jupiter, it touched her, and Jupiter shocked herself! Brittany: But now Jupi's got the Glaive! Saturn's in big trouble now! Diana: But Saturn kicked it out of Jupiter's hand! Go Saturn! Sailor Jupiter: Hey! Sparkling Wide Pressure! Sailor Saturn: Silence Wall! Larissa: Jupiter ducked, and the attack merely fizzled out on the shield. Brittany: Jupiter used her Oak Evolution attack, and hit Saturn! Diana: Oh no! Saturn's hair is a spiky fright! Actually, she doesn't look too bad...kind of punk, actually. Larissa: Saturn's mad at that! She's twirling the Glaive around, and she whacked Jupiter with it several times in a row! Sailor Jupiter is knocked out! I can't believe she lost! Brittany: Me neither! Diana: Oh, great Saturn-sama! I knew you would do it! Sailor Saturn: (blushing) Uh, thank you. Sailor Neptune vs. Sailor Venus Larissa: Oh boy. I don't really like or dislike either of them. Diana: I hate them both! I hope they just knock each other out. Brittany: I like them both, but I like Michiru a little better. Haruka: Me too. Diana: EEEEEK!!! What's Forehead Boy...oh, wait, you're not Taiki. Haruka: Of course I'm not that space alien invader! Seiya and Yaten: What'd you call us?! Larissa: Stop it! This is not the time for either of your fights with them yet, Haruka-san! Diana: Yeah, this is Neptune and Venus's fight. Sailor Neptune: (wags her finger at Haruka like she's scolding her) You're not watching me! (Haruka and the announcers anime-sweatdrop) Brittany: Yeah, and didn't you just have a fight with Star Maker? She beat you! Haruka: Just that time. Next time, I'll get her. Larissa: Sorry, Haruka-san. The rules say that the Senshi cannot have rematches with each other. Haruka: (sitting back down) Michiru, avenge me when YOU battle her then! Sailor Venus: HEY!!! WHY AREN'T YOU IDIOTS WATCHING THE BATTLE!?!? Announcers: We're not idiots! Larissa: I was discussing important issues with Haruka-san. Sailor Venus: Haruka, shmaruka. Sailor Neptune: How dare you! Deep Submerge!! Diana: Venus was knocked down, but she jumped back up and zapped a Crescent Beam attack at Neptune. Brittany: But Neptune smacked Venus in the head with the Deep Aqua Mirror. Larissa: Sailor Venus is glowing an angry golden color! Sailor Venus: Venus Love and Beauty Shock! Diana: And Sailor Neptune is knocked out! Venus wins! Haruka: NOOOO!!!!! (bursts into tears and cries like Sailor Moon) Sailor Chibi Moon vs. Sailor Star Fighter Larissa: Yeah, yeah!! Go go Chibi Moon! Diana: Uh, I don't know who to cheer for. I'm kind of neutral on this fight. Brittany: WEEEEE!!!! Seiya rules! Seiya rules! Seiya rules! Larissa: No, Sailor Mercury does! Brittany: I hate Sailor Mercury! Diana: Taiki's a lot worse! Larissa: Taiki's not in this battle! Why'd you bring her up? Diana: Why'd you bring Sailor Mercury up? This is between Chibi Moon and Seiya. Larissa: Uhhh...D'oh! Brittany: Knock it off, you two! And anyway, everyone knows that Seiya-sama is going to win. Larissa: No, Chibi Moon is! She'll win somehow! Seiya just can't win! I hate him!!! Brittany: Yeah, well, I hate Chibi Moon, the brat-headed spore! Diana: Is brat-headed even a word? Brittany: Now it is. I just made it up. Larissa: Hey! You two can start the battle anytime now! I'm watching! Star Fighter: All right! Star Serious Laser! Chibi Moon: Pink Sugar Heart Attack! Brittany: Yes! Chibi Moon was overpowered by the almightly laser attack! Diana: She's not giving up yet, though! She threw her wand at Fighter, whacking her on the head. Larissa: Now she's...WHAT THE HECK IS SHE DOING, HANGING ONTO FIGHTER'S LEG BY HER TEETH OR SOMETHING?!?! Brittany: Ewww, poor Fighter. Diana: Poor Fighter?! Poor Chibi Moon! Those boots must taste awful! Star Fighter: Get offa me, you crazy kid!! (swings her leg around, slamming Chibi Moon against the floor) Larissa: Chibi Moon is lying on the floor by Fighter's feet, looking dazed. Star Fighter: Now I'll finish you off! Star Serious Laser! Diana: Chibi Moon jumped away, and Fighter zapped her own foot! Star Fighter: (jumping around the battle area on one leg) OWOWOWOWOWOW!!!! Larissa: Yes! She fell down! Chibi Moon, now's your chance! Brittany: The brat-headed spore jumped up and knocked out Fighter by hitting her in the head with the Luna-P ball! Larissa: Yes! Chibi Moon rules! Chibi Moon rules! Sailor Mercury vs. Sailor Pluto Larissa: Mercury! Mercury! Mercury! Mercury! Brittany: Pluto! Pluto! Pluto Pluto! Diana: Shut up shut up shut up shut up! Larissa: We're supposed to talk! We're announcers! Brittany: Like, duh! Diana: All right, you two want me to pick sides, don't you? Well, then I pick Sailor Pluto. Fair enough? Larissa: No. Chibi-Usa: Yes. Go Puu! Larissa: Hey! I thought you were on my side! Brittany: I told you she was evil. Sailor Pluto: Hey! Small Lady is not evil! Brittany: Yes, oh great Sailor Pluto-sama. (bows to her and nearly falls out of the announcer's box) Sailor Mercury: (annoyed) Can we just get this started? Shabon Spray! Larissa: I love that attack!! Ha, ha, Pluto can't see! Brittany: I can't either! The Senshi, that is. Sailor Pluto: Dead Scream. (an explosion was heard) Mercury and Pluto: OWOWOWOWOW!!! Hot!! Diana: What the heck is going on?! (the fog clears) Larissa: What?! It looks like Sailor Pluto blew up the hot dog stand! There are steaming hot dogs all over the battle area! The Senshi are getting their feet burned! Sailor Pluto: I know what this means! Food fight! (throws hot dogs at Sailor Mercury) Sailor Mercury: Shabon Spray Freezing! Diana: What?! She just froze the hot dogs! Now they're slipping on the ice! Larissa: And Sailor Mercury threw a frozen hot dog at Pluto, who whacked it back at her with the Garnet Rod. Sailor Mercury: Enough of this foolishness! Mercury Aqua Rhapsody! Brittany: Noo!! Sailor Pluto's knocked out!!