Rainbow's Pairs/Common Couples III Sailor Saturn vs. Sailor Star Fighter Larissa: Go Saturn!! Diana: Yeah, Hotaru-sama! I'm cheering for you too! Brittany: What? Saturn's boring! Fighter's gonna win! Larissa: I never said she wouldn't win. I said that Fighter SHOULDN'T win. Brittany: Yes she should!! Diana: No way! I'm siding with Larissa here! No one but Healer and Mars should beat Sailor Saturn! Star Fighter: Hey! Odango! I'll...EWWWW!!! Rei: That was sick, Usagi! Usagi: I HAD to drop those worms on him/her! Only Mamo-chan can call me Odango!! Brittany: No fair! That was mean, Usagi-baka!! (gets hit by more worms) Not you too, Rei!! Larissa: Rei-san, that wasn't very nice. Brittany's just overexcited since Seiya-san's in the battle. Rei: Well, I'M the only one who gets to call her a baka! Brittany: NO FAIR!!!!! WAAAAAAAAH!!!! Diana: Ow, my ears! Can't we just get this battle started here? Larissa: That's right! You can start now, you two! (points to Saturn and Fighter) Star Fighter: Okay!! Watch me, Usagi-odango! (Usagi throws more worms at her) STOP THAT!!! Sailor Saturn: Take this! (whacks Fighter with her Glaive) Star Fighter: OW!!! Star Serious Laser!! Brittany: Yes!! Saturn went skidding across the ground! Diana: She got back up, and blocked Fighter's punch with a Silence Wall!! Larissa: Fighter leaped into the air, and tackled Saturn, flinging the Glaive to the side! Brittany: Oh yes!! She's punching Saturn repeatedly! Saturn is knocked out!! Diana: WAAAAAH!!! Sailor Pluto vs. Sailor Star Maker Larissa: All right!! Following the pattern of the great Chibi Moon and Mercury, Star Maker will also win against that yucky Sailor Pluto! Brittany: Taiki's okay, but Pluto's a lot better, so I'M rooting for her! Diana: And I just plain HATE Taiki, so Pluto better win!! Larissa: Oh no!! Pluto started out by punching Maker in the head and knocking her down! Brittany: All right! She then used Dead Scream! Diana: And now she's charging for Star Maker! This could be the end of the match! Larissa: No it's not! Maker kicked Pluto across the arena, and knocked her out with Star Gentle Uterus!! Diana and Brittany: WAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! Sailor Chibi Moon vs. Sailor Saturn Diana: Oooh, one of these battles has GOT to go my way for once!!!! Brittany: Yeah, that spore better lose! Diana: That's right! Larissa: No way! Go Chibi-Usa!! Diana: Hey! Why do you hate Sailor Saturn so much? Larissa: I don't hate Saturn, it's just that I like Chibi Moon so much better! Brittany: But she's evil! Just look at those red eyes! Larissa: Sailor Pluto's red eyes look even more evil! Brittany: NO ONE INSULTS SETSUNA-SAMA!!!!! (starts a fight with Larissa) Diana: Stop that! If anyone's evil, it's Taiki! That big forehead is a SURE sign of evil! Larissa: Taiki-san's not evil! She's a Sailor Senshi!! Diana: So? Galaxia is ALSO a Sailor Senshi, and she's evil. Larissa: Geez, you sound like Sailor Neptune. Diana: EEWWWWW!!!! I DO NOT!!! THAT'S GROSS!!! Brittany: Sailor Neptune is gross? She's not IN this battle, stupid! Diana: (whiny) But, but...LARISSA SAID I TALK LIKE NEPTUNE!!!! Haruka: (grabs Diana) You wanna say that again to my fist? Larissa: (getting between them) Haruka-san, don't you have something better to do than pick on us non-superheros? Like kiss Michiru-san? Haruka: DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME!!! (lunges at Larissa, but is grabbed and kissed by Michiru) Michiru: Let's go someplace romantic, Haruka. (drags her off) Diana: Wow, I actually got saved by a Senshi I hate! Brittany: Now can we get on with the battle?! Chibi Moon: Finally!! (does a flying kick at Saturn, plowing her to the ground) Diana: Oh no!! Saturn-sama!! Brittany: It's okay, she flipped Chibi-brat through the air with her Glaive! Larissa: But Chibi Moon's got her Luna-P!! Chibi Moon: Luna-P! Make me a giant club!! Larissa: Yes! She knocked out Saturn with the club! Brittany and Diana: NOT AGAIN!!!! Sailor Jupiter vs. Sailor Venus Larissa: I really don't care who wins this one. Brittany: Me neither. Diana: YEAH!!!! Go Jupiter!! I HATE THAT SAILOR VENUS!!!!! Sailor Venus: Hey!! Crescent Beam!! Sailor Jupiter: Supreme Thunder!! Larissa: Woah, Venus's attack fizzled out on the force field, and she was knocked down by Jupiter's attack!! Sailor Venus: Venus Love and Beauty Shock!! Sailor Jupiter: Sparkling Wide Pressure!! Diana: Wow!! The two attacks went flying and...OH NO!!! THEY BLEW UP ALL THE FOOD STANDS!!!! Brittany: EWWW!!! There's hot dogs, popcorn, ice cream, and candy all over the arena!! This is a mess! Larissa: And they're having a food fight now!! Diana: No!! Venus tackled Jupiter and shoved her to the ground!! Sailor Venus: Venus Love-Me Chain!! Larissa: The attack hit Jupiter in the head, and knocked her out!! Diana: WAAAAAAH!!! Sailor Pluto vs. Sailor Saturn Larissa: It's sword fight time with the Time Key and Silence Glaive!! Brittany: Maybe they'll do something different. Diana: Saturn BETTER win this one! It's her final battle! Larissa: It looks like she will so far. Pluto just got her Dead Scream attack reflected back at her off of the Silence Wall! Brittany: GET HER, PLUTO-SAMA!!! Diana: Knock 'em out, Saturn!! Larissa: They ARE having a sword fight!! Brittany: Pluto kicked the Silence Glaive across the battlefield, and knocked out Saturn with a Dead Scream! Larissa and Diana: NOOOOO!!!!! Sailor Chibi Moon vs. Sailor Star Maker Larissa: This is the final battle! And I don't know who to cheer for!! I like them both! Diana: Well, I'm cheering for Chibi Moon! BEAT THAT FOREHEAD FREAK!!! Brittany: Go Taiki!! The Spore is evil!! Larissa: Geez, can't you two at least call them by name?! Diana: Naah, their real names aren't as insulting. Seiya: Go Tai...OWWW!!! Brittany: Hey!! Why'd you bop Seiya-sama?! Diana: I had to!! He was going to cheer for that THING with the freakishly gigantic forehead!!! Yaten: QUIT INSULTING TAIKI!!!! Diana: Please!! Have mercy, Yaten-sama!!! (begs on the floor) (Larissa and Brittany anime-sweatdrop) Yaten: Then stop with the forehead jokes! Diana: No!! Yaten: Oh yeah? Healer Star Power, Make...HEY!!! (Seiya drags him away from the announcers) Seiya: Come on, let's cheer for Taiki where that psycho redhead can't get us. Diana: I am NOT a psycho!! Larissa: Diana, you're being a stereotypical redhead. Brittany: Shut up, you two, the battle's started already!! Maker threw Chibi Moon and then blasted her with Star Gentle Uterus! Larissa: But Chibi Moon's not out yet! She's holding up her Luna-P! Chibi Moon: Luna-P, make me a torch!! Diana: YAAAAH!!! Is she going to burn her?! Rei: Yeah!! That's how to beat her! With fire! Brittany: Luckily, Maker knows how to stop, drop, and roll!! Diana: YYYESSS!!!! Chibi Moon knocked her out with a whack from the Luna-P ball!! Larissa: Well, that was the final match. Let's see, which Senshi won the most battles? Brittany: (looks at the records) Actually, each of them won half their battles, and lost the other half! Diana: You mean, ALL them Senshi got to win the SAME number of times?! Larissa: Right!! Senshi: WEEEHAAAA!!!!! We ALL are powerful!!!!