Common Couples II/Favorite Fighters Sailor Mars vs. Sailor Moon Larissa: Here is the fight everyone has been waiting for since Sailor Mars first declared that she should be the leader instead of Sailor Moon! Diana: Yeah!! Go Mars!! Brittany: I'm rooting for her too, because I don't like Sailor Moon. Larissa: Huh, I wonder if this is going to just turn into an argument. Diana: No way! They have to REALLY fight this time! Brittany: Yeah, and they are entering the arena. Sailor Moon: Now I'll show you how strong a fighter I really am! Sailor Mars: Oh yeah, odango-head? Sailor Moon: How dare you!! Moon Tiara Action! Diana: Eww, Mars has the tiara in her mouth, and she's shaking it like a dog! Larissa: Sailor Moon's mad at that, and she plowed down Mars with a Sailor V kick! Sailor Venus: Hey! That's one of MY moves! Sailor Moon: Well, this is MY ba...OWW!!! Brittany: Mars came back with her Burning Mandala attack. Sailor Mars: Mmmm, burned odangos...(drools like Homer Simpson) Diana: Sailor Moon used the distraction to knock down Mars with her Moon Spiral Heart Attack. Larissa: But Sailor Mars is getting up, just in time to see Sailor Moon turn into her Eternal form. Sailor Moon: Silver Moon Crystal Power Kiss!! Sailor Mars: Mars Flame Sniper! Diana: The two attacks collide, and...Sailor Moon won?! Brittany: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! Sailor Star Fighter vs. Sailor Uranus Larissa: Here's another long awaited fight! Brittany and Diana: Go Seiya-sama! Larissa: Go Sailor Uranus!! Star Fighter: I'll win this for you, odango! Usagi: STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!!!! (flings her bucket of candy at Star Fighter, who is now covered with it) Sailor Uranus: World Shaking! Diana: Umm, the attack just melted the candy that...eww, Fighter looks like she took a bath in chocolate. Brittany: Mmm, candy-covered Seiya-sama...(drools like Homer) Yaten: (smacks Brittany) Neither you nor that baka Usagi can have him! We're looking for our Princess!!! Brittany: WAAAAAH!!!! Diana: (kisses Yaten) I LOVE YOU YATEN-CHAN!!!!! Yaten: EWWWW!!!! (shoves Diana into the fighting area) Star Fighter: Star Serious Laser!! Diana: (nearly is hit by the attack) EEEEEEEEK!!!!! (jumps back into the announcers box) Larissa: Are you two finished annoying Yaten-san? Brittany and Diana: Yes. (nod humbly) Larissa: Good. Now I've been watching the fight, and it looks like Uranus just chopped off Fighter's ponytail with the Space Sword. Star Fighter: HEY!!!! What the @#$% did you do to my hair?!?! (throws Uranus across the battle area) Diana: Uranus got back up, and threw Fighter!! Brittany: (anime-sweatdropping) Are they just going to throw each other here? Larissa: Nope, Star Fighter jumped back up and used her laser again. Brittany: Huh? Uranus dodged it, and knocked out Fighter with her Space Sword Blaster! Sailor Uranus: I HAVE DEFEATED SEIYA!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Michiru: Settle down, Haruka. Sailor Uranus: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Michiru: Uh, Haruka? Sailor Chibi Moon vs. Sailor Mercury Larissa: Oh no!! Another battle between two of my favorites! Diana: I don't care who wins this one. Brittany: Ewww, I hate them both. Larissa: AHH!!!! I want both of them to win!!! Brittany: Neither of them should win!! Diana: STOP THAT!!!!! (smacks Larissa and Brittany) Chibi Moon: Umm, can you announcers pay attention to us? (announcers keep arguing) Chibi Moon: Alright, I'll do something drastic here!! (moons the announcers) HEY!!! LOOK AT MY BUTT!!!! (Diana anime-sweatdrops) Larissa: Awww, how cute! It's Chibi-Usa's butt! Brittany: Ewww!!! That is SO gross!! (hides her eyes) Sailor Mercury: That is NOT appropriate, Sailor Chibi Moon!! In the name of common decency, I shall punish you!! (does a battle pose) Chibi Moon: Enough posing! (throws Luna-P at Sailor Mercury's head) Larissa: Mercury ducked, and the Luna-P ball crashed out of the battle area. Brittany: Sailor Mercury used her Shabon Spray and fogged up the area. Diana: Chibi Moon's shooting Pink Sugar Heart Atttack sugar all over the place...I think they're getting covered with it. Larissa: And Mercury just flung Chibi Moon across the area...but she's not out yet! Diana: Yeah, 'cause she jumped back up and tripped Merc and knocked her out with a whack from the Pink Moon Wand! Brittany: WHAA?? Sailor Star Healer vs. Sailor Star Maker Diana: ALL RIGHT!!!! GO YATEN-SAMA!!!! Finally, my least favorite Senshi battles my favorite, and my favorite will win!! Brittany: Well, I'm rooting for Taiki. At least he's not a jerk like Yaten. And anyway, Taiki could just SQUISH tiny little Yaten. Star Healer: I AM NOT THAT LITTLE!!!! Larissa: Uh, she's got a point there. 5 feet isn't that short. Diana: So? What the heck does their height have to do with this? Unless we're talking about forehead sizes, well, the smaller forehead will prevail!! Brittany: Idiot!! Their FOREHEADS aren't battling, they are!! That's sick!! Diana: I meant the one WITH the smaller forehead will prevail! Brittany: (condescendingly) There. Now doesn't that make more sense? Larissa: AHEM!! We have a battle to announce!! First off, Healer started by headbutting Maker and knocking her down. Brittany: WHAT IS IT WITH THESE STUPID HEADBUTTS?!?! Diana: Um, I dunno? The Senshi like smacking their heads into each other? (Brittany and Larissa anime-sweatdrop) Diana: (ignoring them) Oh no!! Maker used her yucky uterus attack on Healer!! Brittany: Booyah!! (Larissa anime-sweatdrops) Diana: YEAH!! Healer got up and...what the heck is she doing?! Hey!! Those personal pizzas aren't for you to eat! Maker will beat you!! Didn't you learn from Sailor Mercury's earlier mistake? Larissa: Did you say beat or EAT? Diana: EWWWW!!!! The Starlights aren't cannibals!!! Brittany: Hey! Enough! Watch the battle! Healer's throwing pizza at Maker now! Diana: Oh no, not another food fight! Larissa: Oh yes! It IS a food fight! Brittany: And Healer burned the pizza with her Inferno attack, and burned Maker too! Diana: WAAAHOOOO!!!!! Healer knocked out Maker with a flying kick!! Brittany: Darn!! Larissa: Uhhhh... Sailor Mercury vs. Sailor Neptune Larissa: It's the battle of the water Senshi! And Mercury's gonna win! Diana: Yeah!! Brittany: Noo!! I hate Sailor Mercury! Diana: Yeah, well, I hate Sailor Neptune! Larissa: Guys, just watch the battle. We can't decide who wins. Diana: Oh yeah? What if I went and knocked out Neptune myself? Larissa: That would be cheating. Mercury needs to win the honest way. Brittany: Who says Mercury will win? Neptune's gonna win!!! Haruka: Yeah!! Diana: Shut up! Haruka: Hey!! No one tells ME to shut up!! (grabs Diana's shirt collar) Diana: HELLLP!!!!! Larissa: Haruka-san, she's just wound up. Haruka: Yeah, I'll wind her up. (grabs Diana harder) Sailor Neptune: Ignore her!! Watch me beat Mercury!! Sailor Mercury: Yeah right! Shabon Spray!! Brittany: Oh no!! Neptune can't see! I HATE THAT SAILOR MERCURY!!!! Hee, hee, she's poison, like mercury! (Larissa and Diana anime-sweatdrop) Sailor Neptune: Deep Submerge!! Sailor Mercury: Shine Aqua Illusion!! Diana: The fog is clearing...YES!!! Sailor Neptune has been encased in an ice cube!! Sailor Mercury wins the match!! Brittany: NO!! Sailor Chibi Moon vs. Sailor Pluto Larissa: Yes yes yes!!! Pluto is going DOWN, baby!! Brittany: No, that yucky spore is!! Diana: I'm sort of partial to Pluto, but Chibi Moon's okay. I don't really care who wins this one. Larissa: As opposed to, say, the LAST battle? Diana: Correct. Chibi Moon: Let's get this started, before those stupid announcers can keep arguing. Pink Sugar Heart Attack!! Brittany: HEY!!! WHO are you calling stupid?!?! Me?! Larissa: I think the Senshi don't like us arguing over which ones of them we favor. Chibi Moon: Yeah, like DUH!! OWW!! Brittany: All right! Chibi Moon got hit by Dead Scream! Diana: But she came back with a flying kick and made Pluto drop her Garnet Rod! Larissa: Wow, now Chibi Moon has the Time Key! This is interesting... Brittany: Poor Pluto-sama!! The spore is hitting her with her own staff! Diana: But what about poor Chibi Moon? Pluto kicked her across the battle area!! Larissa: She stood up, and threw the Time Key at Pluto, knocking her out! Brittany: WAAAAAH!!!!