Common Couples Sailor Moon vs. Sailor Venus Larissa: All right! Now we get to see who will win, Sailor Moon or Sailor V! Brittany: I say Sailor Venus because she was able to battle monsters on her own before Sailor Moon even became a Senshi! Diana: I say Sailor Moon, because Sailor Venus doesn't have the Silver Crystal! Sailor Venus: Let's just start, shall we? Sailor Moon: All right! Moon Tiara Action! Larissa: And Venus whacks the tiara away with her Love-Me Chain! This doesn't look good for our Usagi-chan. Sailor Moon: I'll win this yet!! Moon Princess Halation!! Brittany: WOW!! Sailor Venus dodged it, and then used her Love-Me Chain to steal Sailor Moon's wand! Diana: But Sailor Moon comes back with her tiara again, and this time Venus was hit! Sailor Venus: Crescent Beam!! Sailor Moon: Moon Spiral Heart Attack! Larissa: Sailor Moon got her wand back, and overpowered Sailor Venus! Neither side is giving up! Brittany: Oh no!! Sailor Moon's wand has changed to her SuperS one! This is probably the final blow for poor V-babe. Diana: It actually isn't!! Sailor Venus jumped OVER the attack, and knocked down Sailor Moon!! Sailor Venus: Venus Love and Beauty Shock!! Larissa: Well, there you have it, folks! Sailor Venus has beaten Sailor Moon! Sailor Mercury vs. Sailor Star Maker Larissa: AAAH!!! I don't know who to cheer for!! I like Chibi Moon, Mercury, and Star Maker all equally!! Brittany: Well, I know who to cheer for!! Go Maker!! Diana: EEEWWW!!! Mercury, beat that Forehead Boy!!! Teach him a REAL lesson about dreams and romance! Larissa: Not the comet episode argument again. Brittany: Yes!! Go Maker!! Diana: GO MERCURY!!!!!! Brittany: Oh yeah? Sailor Mercury is the one I hate the most!! Diana: So what?! Star Maker is MY least favorite. Larissa: And so the announcer battle begins, along with the Senshi battle, and...HEY!! What's Prof. Frink doing in the battle area!? He's not a Sailor Senshi! Frink: I have detected an alien life form to study! Wow! What a big forehead! (climbs on Maker) Sailor Mercury: Hey!! This is OUR battle! Mercury Aqua Rhapsody! (Maker and Frink are knocked down, and Frink runs away) Frink: Water like flubber with the harp girl and the blue skirt...glaven!! Star Maker: Star Gentle Uterus!! Sailor Mercury: Shabon Spray! Larissa: Woah, Maker's energy ball attack fizzled out in the cold fog! Sailor Mercury: Shine Aqua Illusion! Brittany: Yikes!! Maker's a frozen Starlight-cicle!! Diana: YES!!! Mercury won, Mercury...WHAT?!?! Larissa: Wow, Star Maker broke free and cleared the fog with her attack!! Brittany: And she threw Mercury, who is now knocked out!! Diana: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! Sailor Chibi Moon vs. Sailor Moon Larissa: Yeah! Go Chibi Moon!! Pink Sugar Heart Attack forever!! Brittany: Actually, I'm sort of hoping Chibi Moon will win as well. Diana: I don't care who wins this, it seems mean, though. I mean, mother vs. daughter?! Larissa: It's the Tsukino family fight!! The generation gap! Sailor Moon: Quit hyping it and watch our fight! Chibi Moon: Yeah!! Pink Sugar Heart Attack!! Diana: Uh, Sailor Moon seems to be eating the pink sugar off the floor. Larissa: And Chibi Moon is whacking her with her wand!! Sailor Moon: Stop that, ya little brat!! (throws Chibi Moon) Brittany: Sailor Moon used her Moon Spiral Heart Attack, but Chibi Moon dodged it, and it blew up the ice cream machine. Chibi Moon: See all this ice cream on the floor? Do you want it? Diana: Sailor Moon is glowing! She looks really fierce! Sailor Moon: I'll teach you to respect me!!!!! Brittany: Wow! It's Eternal Sailor Moon!! Larissa: No!! She knocked out Chibi Moon with her Silver Moon Crystal Power Kiss! Sailor Neptune vs. Sailor Uranus Larissa: Now THIS is mean, Diana. Brittany: Yeah! Go Neptune!! Diana: Go Uranus!! Knock out Miss Perfect!!! Larissa: How are they even going to STAND to attack each other? Brittany: Because they will in this battle arena. The force field also has a brainwashing thing in it that makes the Senshi want to fight each other. Larissa: Oh, so THAT'S why the Senshi in the last battle were willing to fight. Brittany: Exactly. Diana: The Senshi are coming! The Senshi are coming! (Uranus and Neptune run in from opposite sides, and crash into each other in a heap) Larissa: (sarcastic) Verrry graceful, Outer Senshi. NOT!! Brittany: Wow, Uranus is drenched, and the World Shaking attack is flying all over the battle area! It hits the tea stand, and tea leaves cover the arena! Diana: Uh oh, the battle area just got flooded again! They're swimming in water and tea leaves, I think they made tea! Larissa: Look at Setsuna over there, she's drinking the Deep Submerge. Sailor Neptune: Hey!! Quit drinking my attack!! (dunks Setsuna) Setsuna: (blub blub) Larissa: (rolling on the floor in hysterics) WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Sailor Uranus: (treading water) Uh, Neptune? You already battled her and won. (Chibi-Usa and Hotaru rescue her, and they leave together) Brittany and Diana: (anime-sweatdropping) What was THAT all about?! Larissa: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Brittany: (kicks Larissa lightly) Hey, Setsuna's gone, you can stop that now. Larissa: (ignoring her) WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Diana: (ignoring both of them) Neptune blinded Uranus with her Submarine Reflection, and then knocked her out with a punch to the head! Larissa: WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Brittany: I think she's insane. (kicks Larissa a little more) Sailor Moon vs. Sailor Star Fighter Larissa: WOOOOO!!!!! Go Sailor Moon!!! Brittany: GO Seiya-sama!!! Diana: I'm neutral on this one. Larissa: I hate Seiya!! Brittany: I hate Usagi!! (Star Fighter and Sailor Moon anime-sweatdrop and stare blankly at the announcers) Diana: Um, guys? I think we're distracting the Senshi. Sailor Moon: All right!! We'll give the announcers something to watch!! Eat this!! (throws a bag of her homemade burnt cookies at Fighter) Star Fighter: NO way!!! You cook 'em, you eat 'em!! (throws them back at Sailor Moon) Larissa: What the heck?! Sailor Moon is force-feeding her cookies to Fighter!! Sailor Moon: Hey!!! No biting!!! (shoves her wand in Fighter's mouth to cram the cookies down) Brittany: Ewww, this is getting really gross. And Fighter can't attack if she can't talk. Diana: But she can kick!! Sailor Moon went flying, and Fighter is sitting on the floor, gasping for air! Sailor Moon: I'll teach you to reject my cooking!! Moon Gorgeous Meditation! Larissa: YESS!!! Star Fighter was knocked out! Brittany: NOOOOOOO!!!! Sailor Star Healer vs. Sailor Venus Diana: All right, Yaten-sama!!! Beat the ditz!! BEAT THE DITZ!!!! Brittany: Go Sailor Venus!! Romance rules!! Larissa: Like Sailor Pluto's all that romantic. Brittany: Uhhhhh... Diana: Well, Healer started out with a headbutt to Venus's stomach, knocking her down! Brittany: But Venus came back with a kick that sent Healer flying! Larissa: Healer lunged at Venus, and bit her leg! Diana: Uh, that's kind of gross. Sailor Venus must taste awful! Brittany: No, Healer's bad attitude does. As for the fight, Venus knocked Healer off of her with her Crescent Beam, and then threw her with her Love-Me Chain! Diana: (melodramatic) Oh no!! Is this the end of poor Star Healer? (fake faints) Larissa: No way! Healer came back and knocked out Venus with her Inferno attack! Diana: Yeeehaaa!!!!