Miscellaneous 10 Sailor Mars vs. Sailor Uranus Larissa: Boy, I really don't care who wins this one. Brittany: Neither do I. Larissa: Yeah, I like both of them. Diana: Go Mars!! You can win, baby! Brittany: Boy, I think she's kind of gone nuts here. Larissa: Come on. Mars is one of her favorites. Sailor Uranus: All the cheering in the world won't...OWW!! Diana: Yes! Mars just toasted Uranus with her Fire Soul! Brittany: But Uranus comes back with a World Shaking attack and Mars is down! Larissa: Mars jumps back up, and tackles Uranus! Yikes! She stole the Space Sword! Diana: Yeah! You go, Sailor Mars! You can win! Brittany: Uranus grabbed Mars by the ankle, and got her sword back! Sailor Uranus: Space Sword Blaster!! Larissa: Uh, I think Sailor Mars is knocked out. Diana: WAAAAAH!!!! Sailor Neptune vs. Sailor Star Maker Haruka: Yeah!! You beat one Starlight, Michiru, you can beat another!! Diana: AGGGH!!!! I hate them both!!! Taiki more so, though, so I sort of hope Neptune wins. It would be cool if they just knocked each other out, though. Larissa: (ignoring Diana) Go Taiki-chan!! I'm counting on you!! Minako: Did you say you were COUNTING Star Maker? There's only one of her! Larissa: Whaaa?! That's stupid! You know what I meant, don't you? Minako: Uhhhhh....(Rei drags her back to their seat) Rei: Stop bugging the announcers!! Diana: Wait!! Rei-sama, can I have your autograph? (chases Rei and Minako) Brittany: So the fight begins. Sailor Neptune used her Submarine Reflection attack to try to blind Maker first! Diana: AAAHHH!!!! The glare off Maker's forehead is too bright!!! (collapses in the announcers' box) Larissa: (ignoring Diana again) Maker used her Star Gentle Uterus attack, and knocked the mirror out of Neptune's hand! Sailor Neptune: Deep Submerge!! Brittany: Uh, that didn't seem too effective. Maker jumped over the attack and tackled Neptune...boy, what IS it with these Senshi and body slams?! Larissa: Neptune whacked Maker in the head with her mirror, but Maker grabbed the mirror and threw it into the popcorn machine!! Sailor Neptune: EEEEK!!! My Deep Aqua Mirror!!! (crashes into the popcorn machine, and popcorn fills the battle area) Brittany: Oh no, not the popcorn again!! At least this time it wasn't ice cream. Diana: Eww, they're crunching the popcorn...and Star Maker's attack just burnt it...ewww...(makes gagging noises) Brittany: Neptune threw the popcorn at Maker, but it didn't work and Maker kicked Neptune, knocking her out. Diana: WHAT?!?!?! I'm confused!! Larissa: I understand. I felt the same way at the end of the Pluto and Fighter battle. Sailor Mars vs. Sailor Jupiter Brittany: WOOOOO!!!! Go Jupi-jup!!! Larissa and Diana: Mars rules! Mars rules!! MARS RULES!!!!! Brittany: Uh...the Senshi are entering the arena, and Jupiter is carrying something with her. Diana: It looks like she's carrying pizza boxes. Sailor Jupiter: (coaxingly) Hey Mars, do you want some pizza? Sailor Mars: No way!!! You probably put sleepy drugs in it or something!! Fire Soul!! Sailor Jupiter: I DID NOT!!! THESE WERE ORDERED FROM A RESTAURAAAAHHH!!! Larissa: Woah, Jupiter just got hit by the fire! Sailor Jupiter: How dare you! Sparkling Wide Pressure! Diana: What the?! Mars just threw the pizzas at Jupiter, and the electricity made them explode! Brittany: Eww, Mars and Jupiter are covered with pizza bits. Usagi: Mamo-chan, can I buy that exploded pizza? Mamoru: Uh, I don't think it's for sale. Why don't we get some normal pizza afterwards. Homer Simpson: Mmm, exploded pizza. (drools) Larissa: Okay, the two battling Senshi are now in a wrestling match...there's pizza bits flying everywhere too. Brittany: Jupiter just threw Mars, who landed on her feet and used her Flame Sniper attack! Diana: Yes!! Mars wins the match!! Brittany: NOOOOO!!!! Mr. Burns: Excellent. Sailor Neptune vs. Sailor Star Fighter Larissa: Well, it's one win and one loss so far as Neptune and the Starlights are concerned. This is her final go against one of them. Haruka: And she'll win this time! That one against Maker was a fluke! Brittany: Yeah, just admit it, Haruka. You and your Outers aren't as great as you say you are, except for Pluto! Diana: Who, as I remember, has lost to both Healer and Fighter. That's two out of three, Brittany. The Lights can beat the Outers any day. Larissa: Except when it comes to Sailor Saturn, of course. Maker and Healer have both been trashed by her. We'll see how she fares against Star Fighter, though. Haruka: Go Michiru!! You can win this one! Larissa: Yeah, YOU should talk. You've been beaten by both Maker and Healer! What do you say to that? Haruka: That someday I WILL have my revenge by knocking out their lead singer, Seiya-baka!! (The announcers anime-sweatdrop and the battling Senshi arrive) Sailor Neptune: All right, Star Fighter! Today is the day I prove my superiority over you Starlights! 2 out of 3 means that I win! Submarine Reflection!! Brittany: Wow! Fighter ducked under the light beam and knocked Neptune down! Star Fighter: Star Serious Laser! Diana: Neptune rolled out of the way, jumped up, and kicked Fighter's arm, knocking her down! Larissa: But Fighter swung a punch at Neptune and got bit! Star Fighter: OWW!!! Did you learn that from Odango's daughter?! Sailor Neptune: Deep Submerge!! Larissa: Yeah! I think Fighter's just all washed up! Brittany: Not yet! She jumped back up and threw Neptune, knocking her out! Diana: Wow! Fighter wins, proving the Starlights' superiority over the Outer Senshi! Haruka: I'LL GET YOU YET, SEIYA!!! Sailor Jupiter vs. Sailor Star Maker Diana: EEEEEEK!!! Get me out of here!!! Forehead Girl is battling again! I can't take it!! Brittany: (grabbing her) Stop it! You need to stay and be an announcer! Larissa: Yeah, I really hate Sailor Pluto, but I still stay when she's battling! Maybe Jupiter will knock out Maker and you'll be happy. Brittany: That would be wonderful. I really like Sailor Jupiter. Larissa: Go Taiki-chan!! Hey, it's the battle of the tall Senshi with brown ponytails! Sailor Jupiter: But my electricity will beat her! Supreme Thunder! Star Maker: Star Gentle Uterus! Brittany: Wow! The two attacks collided but Maker's attack won out and Jupiter is knocked down! Diana: But Jupiter came back with a flying kick and now Maker's on the floor! Sailor Jupiter: Jupiter Oak Evolution!! Brittany: Wow! Jupiter won the match! Diana: WEEEEE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Sailor Pluto vs. Sailor Venus Larissa: Yeah!! Go Venus!! You can do it, yes you can!! Diana: Go Pluto!!! I hate Sailor Venus!!! Brittany: Pluto just plain rules. I like Venus too, just not as much. Larissa: Well, this one is interesting already. Venus is carrying what looks like a box of frozen fish. Brittany: Huh, I thought Venus liked romantic people, not cold fish. Sailor Venus: Hey!! This is for the fight! (throws the fish at Brittany) Diana: Are you gonna eat that? Brittany: No. (gets an evil look on her face) Hey, Usagi? Do you want a treat? Usagi: Sure! Hey, is that frozen sushi? (Usagi grabs the fish and runs off with it) Larissa: Uh, where's she going? Brittany: To make sushi out of it. As for the fight, well, Pluto thinks there's something FISHY about Venus's plan, so she uses her Dead Scream attack to cook the fish. Diana: You and your puns...geez, you're worse than Larissa. Larissa: Hey!! Well, now Venus and Pluto are just throwing the fish at each other. This is sort of boring. What about their Senshi powers? Fish Eye: What are those Sailor Senshi doing to the fish?! Never mind, I think these announcers must have wonderful dreams. What are your dreams? Brittany: Hey, um, we're not boys. And the Senshi are in a battle right now, against each other. Fish Eye: I know you're not boys. THEY must have wonderful dreams in their songs, though. (points to the Three Lights) Sailor Venus: OOOOOH!!!!! WHAT A HUNKY BLUE-HAIRED GUY!!!!! Diana: Uh, Pluto just knocked out Venus with her Garnet Rod, or else Venus fainted with love for Fish Eye, who wouldn't be interested her anyway. HEY!!! Fish Eye!! The Three Lights are actually girls!! They just disguised themselves as boys! Seiya: (sarcastic) Oh sure, blow our big secret. Fish Eye: That's crazy!! They're boys! 1, 2, 3!!! Brittany: Woah, the Starlights jumped out of the way of those board thingees and transformed!! Fish Eye: AAAAH!!! They really ARE girls!! Then I'll take this guy's dream mirror! Maybe he's dreaming about Pegasus! (grabs Mamoru) Usagi: You get off of him! (knocks out Fish Eye with a dinner plate)