Disclaimer: I don't own the Sailor Senshi, Naoko does. I was just making up silly battles. By the way, Larissa, Diana, and Brittany ARE characters I made up, and NO, I'm not making fun of Brittany Spears, it's just a name I'm using! (if you know about me and my Sailor Senshi preferences, you'll know that Larissa is a self-parody, since she shares my favorites and least favorites, as far as Senshi are concerned) Also, if you are used to the longer battles at the Senshi Battle Zone, these are kind of short (some may be very, very short). As usual, with all of my stories, I have a tendency to make the Senshi do/say some out-of-character things, and some characters from The Simpsons (another show I like, other than Sailor Moon) might appear. By the way, this is the only story coming from me in which the Starlights are like they are on the TV show, as gender-switchers, not girls in both forms. (this is based off the TV show, not my usual stories) Miscellaneous 1 Sailor Saturn vs. Sailor Star Healer Larissa: It's the Senshi Combat Arena! Diana: And two of my favorite Senshi, Yaten and Hotaru, are battling! Brittany: They're okay, but I like Sailor Pluto and Seiya better. Larissa: Eww, you like them!? Sailor Star Healer: Quit talking and watch our fight! Diana: Okay, great Yaten. (bows to her) (Saturn anime-sweatdrops while Star Healer looks smug) Sailor Star Healer: (noticing her opponent is distracted) Star Sensitive Inferno! Larissa: And Saturn is hit! She swings her Glaive at Healer, who kicks it across the room! Brittany: Saturn's going to pick it up again...boy, I hope stupid Yaten doesn't hit her before she finds it. Diana: Yaten IS NOT STUPID!!! And she DID hit Saturn, she punched her right in the face! Larissa: But Saturn bites Healer's arm! Star Healer: YEEEEOWWWW!!!!! Brittany: Saturn is shocked by the scream, giving Healer a chance to literally kick her in the butt! Diana: Saturn swung the Glaive at Healer, who grabbed it and hit Saturn with the stick-end! Larissa: But that gave Saturn a chance to grab the Glaive back! Brittany: Yeah! Go Saturn! Cut Yaten's head off! Larissa: I'm sorry, Sailor Saturn signed a contract before the arena opened stating that she promised to try to merely render her opponent unconscious, not kill them. All the Senshi signed it with her. Diana: AWWW!!! I wanted to see Saturn cut Taiki's head off! Star Healer: WHAT?! CUT TAIKI'S HEAD OFF?! STAR SENSITIVE INFERNO!! Brittany: This is bad news for baka Yaten, since the battle area is protected by a force field that absorbs the Senshi's magic attacks, though someone could get thrown through it. Larissa: And Saturn takes the chance to punch Yaten in the head, knocking her out. Diana: NOOO!!!! YATEN!!!! Sailor Moon vs. Sailor Neptune Larissa: It's elegant vs. clumsy, yes it's Sailor Moon vs. Sailor Neptune! Go MOON!!! Brittany: What?! Sailor Neptune is a lot better than that idiotic moon-brat! Sailor Moon: Why are you saying this...WAAAAH!!! Sailor Neptune: (noticing Moon is distracted) Deep Submerge! Diana: A wave of water has washed over Moon's head, and knocked her down! Larissa: Now Moon is mad, and she used her tiara! Brittany: The tiara didn't hit Neptune, because Neptune hit it back at her with the mirror! Diana: And Sailor Moon is hit by her own tiara! Sailor Moon: (furious) MOON SPIRAL HEART ATTACK!!! Larissa: Sailor Neptune leaped out of the way, and threw her mirror at Sailor Moon. Diana: That wasn't a good move, Sailor Moon threw it back at her, and Neptune got hit by her own mirror! Ha, ha! Brittany: But Neptune isn't finished yet! She charges at Sailor Moon, and kicks her in the head! Larissa: But Sailor Moon hits her with the Spiral Heart Wand! Diana: Now Neptune has the wand, and the mirror! This doesn't look good for Usagi... Sailor Neptune: DEEP SUBMERGE!!! Brittany: And the attack and the wand both hit Usagi-baka in the head, and Sailor Neptune wins the fight!! (jumps around doing happy dances while Larissa and Diana pout) Sailor Jupiter vs. Sailor Star Healer Diana: I hope Yaten finally wins. Brittany: No!! Jupiter! Squish that worm! Diana: YATEN IS NOT A WORM!!! (tackles Brittany and they start fighting) Larissa: Um, the OTHER fight has started, and Star Healer bit Jupiter's ankle. Star Healer: (as Jupiter screams for a band-aid) Boy, she sure doesn't taste as good as her cooking. Larissa: Jupiter's mad at that, and she zapped Healer with a Sparkling Wide Pressure attack...hee, hee...Healer's frizzy hair...(rolls on the floor giggling) Star Healer: HEY!! YOU MESSED UP MY HAIR!!! STAR SENSITIVE INFERNO!!! Diana: (stops the fight with Brittany) Jupiter's furious now, and she kicked Healer, who went skidding across the floor! My poor baby Yaten!! (reaches for Star Healer as Larissa and Brittany pull her back in the announcer's box) Brittany: Yaten's not down yet, she jumped back up and punched Jupiter right in the stomach! Sailor Jupiter: JUPITER OAK EVOLUTION!!! Diana: No! Yaten, wake up! Larissa: She's awake, all right. She just blasted Jupiter with her Inferno attack again. Diana: GO YATEN-SAMA!!! Brittany and Larissa: (anime-sweatdropping) Yaten-sama?! Diana: And Healer's flying through the air, and she lands right on Jupiter's head! Jupiter is out! Healer wins this time! Brittany: Poor Jupiter! Sailor Mars vs. Sailor Saturn Diana: Go Mars! Brittany: Go Saturn! Larissa: I don't care who wins this one. As for the battle itself, Mars started with a Fire Soul! Sailor Saturn: Silence Wall! Brittany: Now Mars is burned by her own attack! And Saturn's swinging the Glaive at her... Diana: But Mars kicks the Glaive out of Saturn's hands, and shoves Saturn to the side! Sailor Mars: Burning Mandala! Larissa: Saturn's burnt too, and she hit Mars in the head with the Glaive. Brittany: But Mars grabbed the Glaive, and was tripped by Saturn! Diana: Saturn was pulled to the ground too! But she hit Mars in the head with the Glaive again! Sailor Mars: Mars Flame Sniper! Sailor Saturn: Silence Wall! Larissa: Mars's attack bounced off the wall, and hit her! She's out, and Saturn wins! Sailor Chibi Moon vs. Sailor Star Healer Diana: This is the match between the great Star Healer and the so-so Chibi Moon. Brittany: Yaten's a little better, but I don't really like either much. Larissa: Chibi-Usa rules! Go Chibi Moon! Brittany: Chibi Moon starts by attempting a headbutt, but Healer kicks her. Chibi Moon: Pink Sugar Heart Attack! (Homer Simpson jumps into the ring, and starts licking the sugar as Healer and Chibi Moon grow huge anime-sweatdrops on their heads) Homer: Mmm, pink sugar heart attack...(drools, starts licking Healer) Star Healer: Hey! Quit licking my clothes! (pounds Homer on the head repeatedly) Homer: D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! Diana: Healer threw Homer onto Chibi Moon, squishing her! (Homer rolls off, revealing an unconscious pink-haired girl) Diana: Yaahoooo!!! Another win for Yaten!! Larissa: Nooo!!! Chibi-Usa! Speak to me! Sailor Jupiter vs. Sailor Pluto Larissa: I don't care for her much, but since she's better than baka Poo, then Go Jupiter! Brittany: Hey! How dare you insult two of my favorites! Go Sailor Pluto! Diana: It's okay, Larissa. I like Jupiter better too, though she's certainly not as cool as, say, Yaten. Brittany: Bleah, Yaten?! Starlights: Hey! We came here to watch the fight, not be insulted! Brittany: I'd never insult you, my Seiya-sama! (flutters her eyes at Seiya) Larissa: ARRGGHH!! SEIYA-SAMA?!?! Diana: Um, pay attention to the fight, people! Seiya: (ignoring her) An insult to Taiki or Yaten is an insult to me! We're a team here! Brittany: Sorry, Seiya-sama. (bows to him, as the Starlights all anime-sweatdrop) Diana: I said, PAY ATTENTION!!! You're missing this! Jupiter's electricity went through the Garnet Rod as if it were a lightning rod, and Pluto looks fried! Larissa: Ha, ha! Nelson Muntz: Ha, ha! Brittany: NOOO!!! PLUTO!!! FIGHT BACK!!! Diana: She did, with her Dead Scream attack. Larissa: (growls) Now she's whacking Jupiter in the head with her Rod! That meanie!! Diana: It was effective, though. Pluto won. Larissa: WHAT?! Brittany: WEEEE!!! Pluto rules! Pluto rules! Pluto rules!