Starlights vs. Moon Girls
Aggie: Go Sailor Moon!  Go Chibi Chibi!
Luna: Go Yaten!  Go Sailor Moon!  WAAAAH!!!  I’m confused!
Diana: Go Starlights!  Beat those sappy Moon Twits!  But spare Chibi-Usa!
Artemis: Diana, Chibi-Usa isn’t on the Starlights’ team.
Diana: Um, then only Taiki has the right to beat her.
Aggie: Eww, Taiki?  She’s mean!
Diana: At least she can talk right, unlike your favorite, who’s just a 
parrot-kid!
Aggie: HOW DARE YOU CALL CHIBI CHIBI A PARROT KID!!!!
Chibi Chibi: Chibi Chibi’s a parrot kid!  Chibi Chibi’s a parrot kid! 
(starts giggling stupidly)
Fighter: Don’t hate me, Odango, but we have to fight.  Star Serious 
Laser!  (shoots Chibi Chibi)
Chibi Chibi: WAAAAAAH!!!!
Sailor Moon: How DARE you pick on an innocent little kid!  I’m the agent 
of love and...OWWWW!!!!
Diana: Good move on Healer’s part, she tackled Moon-idiot from behind.
Star Healer: Don’t do your speech now, dummy.
Sailor Moon: Get off of me, you prematurely-aging prima donna!  
Hiiyaaah!! (pokes Healer in the eye with her wand)
Chibi Moon: Opening attack!  Pink Sugar Heart Attack!  (attack hits 
Healer)
Star Maker: (making fun of Chibi Moon’s attack name) Pink Senshi Flying 
Attack! (throws Chibi Moon out of the ring, she lands in the announcers’ 
box)
Chibi Moon: Don’t make fun of my attack, Forehead Uterus-Girl!
Star Maker: Star Gentle Uterus! (shoots the attack at Chibi Moon)
Chibi Moon: (jumping back down to the ring) Pink Crystal Cannonball!
Artemis: Woah, she landed on Star Fighter...who might be knocked out now.
Aggie: Go Sailor Moon!
Sailor Moon: Thank you, thank you (bows to Aggie)
Star Healer: Star Sensitive Inferno!
Sailor Moon: AAARGGH!!!  Stop hitting me from behind!  Moon Gorgeous 
Meditation!
Luna: NOOOO!!!  She knocked out Yaten!  But...I’m also proud of my 
Usagi...WAAAAH!!  I’m confused!
Star Fighter: Chibi Brain Attack! (throws Chibi Chibi at Sailor Moon’s 
head, she dodges and Chibi Chibi crashes into the wall, also knocked out)
Aggie: WAAAAAAH!!!  Not Chibi Chibi now too!
Chibi Moon: Luna-P, give me a torch!
Artemis: I’ve heard of this...she beat Taiki with that before!
Luna: It DIDN’T work!  Star Maker threw Chibi Moon’s torch out of the 
ring!
Chibi Moon: Hey!  Luna-P, make me a...GIMME THAT, FOREHEAD GIRL!!!  
OWWW!!
Diana: That was weird, Maker just whacked Chibi Moon in the head with 
her own Luna-P!
Sailor Moon: Give my daughter her toy back!  Moon Spiral Heart Attack!
Aggie: Oh, no!  Seiya!  The attack hit Maker, and it knocked her into 
Fighter, and Fighter’s knocked out now!
Sailor Moon: Now, for my finishing blow!  Starlight Honey...AAAAAH!!! 
(gets hit by the Luna-P ball because Maker threw it at her)
Chibi Moon: Sailor Moon, I think we’re going to have to do this.  Are 
you ready?
Star Maker: Star Gentle Uterus!
Chibi Moon and Sailor Moon: Moon Gorgeous Meditation! (the double 
version of that attack, like in the SuperS movie and the manga)
Aggie: I can’t see what happened in all that smoke!
Artemis: It looks like...Star Maker is knocked out, leaving the Moon 
Girls team as the winners!
Luna: Go Sailor Moon!  But Yaten’s knocked out...WAAAAHH!!!!  MRROWWW!! 
(starts crying like a sick cat)