Sailor Starlights Free-for-all
Aggie: Yeah!  Beat up that cold, nasty Star Maker!
Artemis and Diana (looming over Aggie): WHAATTT!?!?  She’s our 
favorite!!!
Diana: Yeah, she’s so smart!
Luna: I prefer Healer, though Maker’s okay.
Artemis: Eww, Healer?  She tried to steal you away from me...I 
mean...(he blushes)
(Diana and Aggie are confused)
Star Fighter: Star Serious Laser!
Aggie: Go Fighter!  Love rules all!
Diana: You’re an idiot!  (tackles Aggie)
Aggie: WAAAAAAH!!!  She’s being mean again!
Luna: The attack hit Maker, who did that high kick (from 177) and 
knocked Fighter into the hot dog vendor.
Vendor: Hey! (throws hot dogs at Star Maker)
Star Maker: Star Gentle Uterus! (attack makes the hot dogs explode)
Aggie: See?!  That’s why I hate her!  I could’ve eaten those!
Luna: You ARE an idiot.  I don’t think we came with money to buy them.
Aggie: (whimpering, still underneath Diana) I could’ve given him my 
trademark cute eyes and he would’ve given them to me.
Artemis: You guys are missing it!  Healer shot her attack at Fighter, 
who jumped away so it hit Maker.
Diana: I’ll help you, Star Maker!  Get a mirror and blind them with the 
glare from your forehead! (Artemis bonks Diana)
Artemis: Don’t make fun of her forehead--I thought you were a fan!
Luna: Healer and Fighter are now having a wrestling match, and Maker is 
just staring at them.
Diana: Good, maybe they’ll just knock each other out.
Aggie: Nu-uh!  Healer just got thrown across the room.  Get her, Star 
Fighter!  Yeah!
Luna: Nooo!!  Yaten-chan!!! (cries)
Artemis: She’s not out yet, sadly, but she’s leaning on the wall.
Luna: Hmmph.  For talking like that, I’ll tell Minako who REALLY stole 
her special daifuku, and it WASN’T Usagi.
Artemis: Nooo!!!  Don’t tell her that!! (grovels in front of Luna)
Aggie: Oooh, lover’s spats are so romantic!
Diana: (sweatdrops) Uh, Aggie?  As for the fight, Star Figher just 
noticed Maker was open so she shot a Serious Laser at her.
Aggie: Oh no!  Star Maker jumped out the way, and crashed on Star 
Fighter’s head!  WAAAAH!!!! Seiya’s knocked out now!
Star Healer: (glowing) Star Sensitive Inferno!!
Luna: It hit both of them!  Yeah!
Artemis: But now Maker is charging, and she threw Healer across the 
arena...I think Maker is the winner.
(He and Diana cheer while Aggie and Luna pout)