Outers vs. Starlights
Diana: Go Sailor Uranus!  Go Taiki!!
Aggie: Go Sailor Saturn!  I don’t like the Starlights too much, they’re 
all pretty arrogant and mean.
Luna: Well how nice would you be if your planet was destroyed?
Artemis: Go Neptune!  Go Taiki!  I hope Yaten gets beat up though.
Luna: What?!
Artemis: Hey Yaten!  Luna’s not for taking!  We have a daughter in the 
future!
Aggie: Ooooh, lover’s spats!! (flutters her eyes romantically)
Diana: Hey Luna, are you rooting for Yaten?
Luna: Yes, and Maker too.  I also think Pluto should have a good 
chance...Saturn’s a weakling though.
Aggie: Saturn?!  How DARE you!!  She can destroy the world with her 
Glaive!
Luna: But she’s not allowed to do that in the Senshi Combat Arena, now 
is she?  Since that would automatically kill her too, then there would 
be a tie.
Artemis: We’ll soon find out, here come the combattants!
Star Fighter: (looking for Usagi) Hey, why isn’t odango here?
Sailor Uranus: Odango?!  I’ll give you odango!  World Shaking!
Diana: Yes!  Get that dumb Seiya!
Aggie: But Maker and Healer are ganging up on Uranus!
Star Maker: Star Gentle Uterus!
Star Healer: Star Sensitive Inferno!
Luna: Wow!  Sailor Uranus got hit by both attacks!  She’s down, but not 
completely out...she’s reaching weakly for her Space Sword...
Star Fighter: Star Serious Laser!
Diana: NOOOO!!!  Sailor Uranus is out!
Sailor Neptune: I hate you, Seiya!!!  Deep Submerge!
Saillor Pluto: Dead Scream.
Sailor Saturn: HIiiiiyaaah!!!!!! (swings her Glaive)
Artemis: And Seiya is out now too...this doesn’t look good for the 
Starlights’ side.
Star Maker: Star Gentle Uterus!  (attack hits Saturn)
Aggie: Healer and Neptune are wrestling in a corner, and Maker is trying 
to avoid the Silence Glaive and Garnet Rod...will she make it out?
Luna: Yes!  She kicked the Glaive and Rod out of Saturn and Pluto’s 
hands, and has their weapons!
Diana: Pluto and Saturn tackled her, and the two staffs went flying 
across the arena.
Artemis: And Star Maker threw Saturn too, and she landed on top of 
Neptune and Healer!  She’s knocked out!
Star Healer: Star Sensitive Inferno!
Sailor Neptune: Deep Submerge!
Aggie: Amazing!  Healer jumped over both attacks, and knocked out 
Neptune with a kick to her surprised head!  Pluto looks a bit scared...
Artemis: And with both of their Senshi attacks, the Two Lights win!
Luna: Yeah!  Down with Seiya!