Outers vs. Moon Girls
Luna: Yeah!  Go Usagi!
Diana: Go Haruka!  Go Chibi-Usa!  I’m confused!
Aggie: Go Moon Girls!  Teach those cold-hearted Outers about helping 
people!
Artemis: By beating them up?
Aggie: Uhhhhh...(sweatdrops)
Sailor Moon: I’m glad to have such a sweet dog for a fan!  (blows a kiss 
to Aggie)
Chibi Chibi: Dog for a fan!  (blows an imitating kiss)
Sailor Uranus: World Shaking! (the attack hits Chibi Chibi)
Aggie: I hate you, Haruka-baka!  Don’t pick on children!
Chibi Moon: Yeah!  Pink Sugar Heart--OW!  Puu, why?
Sailor Pluto: (hits Chibi Moon a second time with the Garnet Rod) This 
is a battle, Small Lady.  It is my misson to defeat you.
Sailor Saturn: Forgive me, Chibi-Usa-chan. (she charges at Chibi Moon 
with the Glaive)
Sailor Moon: Moon Princess Halation! (the attack knocks Pluto into 
Saturn, and they go crashing across the ring)
Sailor Neptune: My turn!  Deep Submerge!
Luna: Go Sailor Moon!  She pulled Chibi Moon out of the line of fire, 
and Neptune just hit Saturn and Pluto accidentally!
(Aggie starts crying)
Artemis: What’s wrong now?
Aggie: (sniffles) Meanie Uranus knocked out Chibi Chibi by hitting her 
with the Space Sword...WAAAAAAH!!!!
Sailor Moon and Chibi Moon: Special Double Attack!  Moon Gorgeous 
Meditation!
(attack knocks out Sailor Uranus)
Diana: Now Sailor Saturn and Sailor Pluto are hitting Chibi Moon with 
their sticks, and...she’s knocked out too!
Sailor Moon: How dare you!  Hiiyaaaaah!!!!
Luna: And with an amazing burst of strength, Sailor Moon throws Sailor 
Saturn up into the air!
Artemis: Saturn is going, going...GONE!!!  Sailor Moon threw a home run!
Diana: This isn’t baseball, it’s a fight, cat-brain!
Sailor Neptune: Deep Submerge!
Sailor Pluto: Dead Scream!
Sailor Moon: Silver Moon Crystal Power Kiss!
(attacks make a big explosion)
Aggie: So what happened?
Luna: I think...oh no!  Sailor Moon is knocked out, and Neptune and 
Pluto aren’t!  AAUUGGGH!!!  How could Sailor Moon lose?!