Inners vs. Starlights
Luna: Yes!  Another chance to see Yaten in action, and no Usagi to 
confuse me!
Usagi: (sitting behind the announcers) Hey!  How do I confuse you, Luna?
Luna: Because in the last battle, I wanted both you and Yaten to win.
Artemis: Give up on Yaten already!  She’s a human!
Usagi: Don’t get yourself hurt like with Kakeru.
Luna: But...but...YATEN LIKES ME TOOO!!!!
Star Healer: I’ll win this for you, Luna! (blows a kiss to Luna)
Star Fighter: Watch me do it, Odango! (blows a kiss to Usagi)
Usagi: Don’t call me that!  Only Mamoru can call me that!
Star Fighter: Geez, whatever happened to free speech?
Sailor Mars: Here’s my free speech!  Mars Flame Sniper! (attack hits 
Fighter)
Diana: Booyah!  Go, go Sailor Mars!  Go, go Sailor Mars!
Aggie: NOOO!!  Get that meanie back, Seiya-sama!
Artemis: Do something, Taiki-san!
Luna: No, don’t!
Star Maker: Star Gentle Uterus!
Sailor Venus: Nyaaah! (sticks her tongue out at Maker as she dodges the 
attack)
Star Healer: Star Sensitive Inferno! (attack hits Venus)
Sailor Jupiter: I’m glad you picked on someone your own size, that must 
be easy.  Now try me--OWW!
Luna: Jupiter shouldn’t make speeches when Fighter is attacking her from 
behind.
Aggie: Finally, Sailor Mercury is getting into the action, after 
calculating something in her computer...she’s heading towards 
Fighter...huh?  Why is she making sexy poses?
Star Fighter: Ooh, you’re pretty...let’s go to the park at 11:00 and 
ride the ferris wheel.
Sailor Venus: Dumb distracted half-boy.  Crescent Beam!
Star Fighter: Hey!  Don’t wreck my date!
Sailor Mercury: We’re not dating.  Shine Aqua Illusion!
Sailor Mars: Ooh, neato!  It’s a Seiya-cicle!
Star Healer: How dare you!  Star Sensitive Inferno!
Star Maker: Star Gentle Uterus!
(attacks hit Sailor Mars and knock her out)
Sailor Jupiter: You heartless girls!  Sparkling Wide Pressure!
Diana: Yes!  Maker jumped over the attack, and bodyslammed Jupiter!
Luna: What’s going on?!  Healer crashed on top of Maker and Jupiter, 
then Mercury and Venus joined in on the pile-up.
Aggie: Oooh, I’d like a pile of Senshi to go, please?
Diana: (bites Aggie’s leg) They’re not food, you idiot!
Artemis: Are they all knocked out?  Because if they are, then the Inners 
win,  because they have more people...huh?!
Healer, Mercury, and Venus: WWOOOAAAAAH!!! (they get thrown aside as 
Maker stands up, Sailor Jupiter is knocked out, though)
Star Maker: Star Gentle Uterus!
Artemis: NO!  She knocked out Venus!
Sailor Mercury: Mercury Aqua Rhapsody!
Star Healer: Star Sensitive Inferno!
Aggie: AAAH!!  I can’t watch! (hides her eyes with her paws)
Diana: Look...Healer’s attack was overpowered!
Sailor Mercury: Shabon Spray!
Luna: It’s okay, Aggie, now the battlefield is foggy.
Diana: I heard a battle cry that sounded like Mercury’s voice...then 
Maker did a battle cry...YIKES!! (all four announcers duck as Sailor 
Mercury flies out of the ring and lands in the stands behind them, 
unconscious)
Artemis: I think...Star Maker has won.
Aggie: BOOO!!  I hate her!
Diana: Yes!  I like her!
Aggie and Diana: GRRRRRR....(dogs do a growling stare-down)