Inners vs. Outers
Diana: Go Outer Senshi!  They are so much cooler than those wimpy, 
cutesy Inners!
Aggie: What?!  The Outers are mean!  The Inners always win, anyway.
Artemis: I’ll cheer for Venus!  Go Venus!
Luna: I prefer the Inners too, since I’ve known them longer.  Also, I 
can’t tell the Outers what to do like with the Inners.
Sailor Mars: Hey!  Usagi’s the one who needs to be told what to do, not 
me!
Sailor Uranus: World Shaking!
Diana: Yes!  She knocked down Sailor Mars...no!  Not Mars!  Hit Venus!
Artemis: No!  Mars is the mean one! (scratches Diana, and they get in a 
fight that Diana wins)
Luna: Artemis, Diana!  You two knock it off and watch the Senshi!
Diana: I’m not one of your wimpy love Senshi, you cat! (bites Luna’s 
tail and shakes it)
Luna: YAAAAAAH!!!  (gets flung into the battle area)
Sailor Jupiter: Here, Pluto, have a cat-time! (throws Luna at Sailor 
Pluto)
Sailor Pluto: No, you eat cat fur, electric-brain! (hits Luna back at 
Jupiter)
Sailor Uranus: (jumping and catching Luna) Go back to the announcer’s 
booth! (throws her back up, then is knocked down from behind by 
Jupiter’s tackle)
Sailor Mars: Tackle too! (grabs Saturn)
Sailor Mercury: Shine Aqua Illusion!
Sailor Neptune: Deep Submerge!
Diana: Hah, ha!  The ice froze the water!  Go Mercury!
Aggie: Huh?  I thought you were cheering for the Outers?
Diana: I like Mercury better than Neptune, though.
Sailor Neptune: Hey!  What did you do to my Deep Submerge!?
Sailor Venus: Crescent Beam! (attack hits Neptune from behind)
Sailor Neptune: STOP THAT!!!!  SUBMARINE REFLECTION!!!! (blinds Venus 
and Mercury with a bright light)
Sailor Saturn: YEEAAAAH!!!!!! (charges at Mars with her Glaive)
Sailor Mars: Burning Mandala!
Sailor Jupiter: Sparkling Wide Pressure!
Diana: Noo!!! Sailor Saturn’s been knocked out by the double team!
Aggie: Uranus is charging at the two of them, and...
Sailor Mercury: Shine Aqua Illusion!
Sailor Neptune: Take this, Sailor Mars!  Deep Submerge!
Artemis: Woah!  Sailor Uranus is out now too, she’s just a block of 
ice!  Neptune accidentally hit her at the same time Mercury did!
Sailor Mars: Yeah!  We’ll win this!  AAAAAH!!!
Luna: A surprise!  Pluto hit Mars from the back with Dead Scream.
Sailor Jupiter: Supreme...
Aggie: It looks like Sailor Jupiter’s building up electricity there!
Sailor Neptune: Deep Submerge!
Sailor Jupiter: Thunder...AAAAAH!!!
Artemis: Now Jupiter’s knocked out by her own attack!  Good move, Sailor 
Neptune!
Diana: Pluto’s the only one left now.
Sailor Pluto: Dead Scream.
Sailor Venus: Venus!  Love and Beauty Shock!
Sailor Mars: Mars!  Flame Sniper!
Sailor Mercury: Mercury!  Aqua Rhapsody!
(explosion of Senshi attacks as they all hit Sailor Pluto)
Aggie: And...the sweet Inner Senshi won!!
Diana: NOOO!!! MY URANUS!!!
Luna: Don’t say that in front of Neptune, silly!
Sailor Neptune: Hey, you idiots!  I’m still here!
Sailor Mercury: No you’re not!  Shine Aqua Illusion!
(ice encases Neptune)
Aggie: Did they win NOW?
Luna: I think they did.