Inners vs. Moon Girls
Diana: All right!  We get to see Sailor Mars kick some Chibi Chibi butt!
Artemis: Go Venus!  Go Venus!
Luna: Go Sailor Moon!  Go Sailor Moon!
Aggie: Go Chibi Chibi!  Go Chibi Chibi!
Chibi Chibi: Chibi chibi chibi chibi chibi chibi chibi chibi chibi chibi 
chibi chibi!
(announcers sweatdrop)
Diana: And here come the Inner Senshi!  I love ya, Sailor Mars!
Artemis: Win one for me, V-babe!
Sailor Moon: Artemis!  Don’t steal my name for her!  Moon Tiara Action!
(attack fizzles out on the shield)
Luna: Oh no!  Sailor Jupiter kicked Sailor Moon’s distracted butt!
Aggie: Her butt was distracted?
Luna: Whatever...I meant that she was distracted...errr (Luna blushes)
Diana: Back to the fight.  Sailor Mars and Chibi Moon are wrestling on 
the ground...Jupiter just grabbed Chibi Moon and threw her across the 
arena.
Chibi Moon: I’ll get you for this!  Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
Sailor Mars: Burning Mandala!
Artemis: And Chibi Moon is burnt, just like the...eww, it smells like 
burnt sugar in here! (puts his paws over his nose)
Aggie: Sailor Moon attempted to hit Mars with her Moon Spiral Heart 
Attack, but it got Mercury instead, and now Mercury is filling the arena 
with her Shabon Spray bubbles...AAAAH!!  I can’t see what’s going on!
Luna: Artemis, Aggie, calm down.  I think I can see...What?!  Sailor 
Jupiter leaped through the top of the fog and threw Chibi Chibi!  She’s 
going, going...She’s out of the stadium!  It’s a home run!
Aggie: Where’s the peanut seller!?  (singing) Buy me some peanuts and 
cracker-jOWW!!!
Diana: (swiping Aggie’s face with her paw) Stop that, we’re not at a 
baseball game!  And it looks like Chibi Chibi is out, so all Sailor Mars 
has to do is...
Sailor Moon: She’s not doing anything!  Moon Spiral Heart Attack!
Sailor Venus: Hey!  You knocked out Sailor Mars!  Venus Love-Me Chain!
Artemis: Go Minako!  She grabbed Sailor Moon by the leg with her chain 
and is now running around, dragging Sailor Moon behind her!
Chibi Moon: Luna-P!  Make me an anvil!
(an anvil falls on Sailor Venus, knocking her out)
Luna: Huh?  What is this, Looney Tunes?
Artemis: NOOO!!!  Minako!!!
Chibi Moon: Luna-P!  Make me another...Hey!  Give that back!  NOOOO!!!
(Chibi Moon screams as Mercury flings the Luna-P ball out of the stadium)
Sailor Jupiter: Now I’ll throw...AAAH!!
Diana: Chibi Moon poked Jupiter in the eyes, Jupiter fell down, and 
Chibi Moon is jumping on her head, knocking her out!
Sailor Mercury: Shine Aqua Illusion!
Chibi Moon: Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
Aggie: Yummy!  Chibi Moon is a sweet popscicle now!  Can I go eat her?
Diana: NOO!!!!  That’s stupid, Aggie, don’t eat frozen Sailor Senshi.
Sailor Moon: Now I’ll finish you off, Mercury!  In the name of the Moon, 
I’ll...uh oh...(Sailor Moon is cut off as the Shine Aqua Illusion 
encases her too)
Sailor Mercury: Woah, I win...huh?
Luna: The frozen Sailor Moon is glowing...she’s in her Eternal form!
Sailor Moon: Silver Moon!  Crystal Power Kiss!
(big explosion)
Artemis: Wha?!  It didn’t hit Mercury...she dodged it!  She’s fast, like 
the planet Mercury!
Sailor Moon: It didn’t work!  WAAAAAHHH!!!  WAAA--OWWWW!!
Aggie: And Sailor Mercury won...but against Sailor Moon?!