Inner Senshi Free-for-all
(Luna and Artemis bestow talking powers on Aggie and Diana)
Diana: All right!  Now I get to REALLY dominate you!
Aggie: Oh yeah?  Now I get to tell YOU off, you impish brat!  I was here 
first, and you made me drop down to beta-dog!  That’s right, BETA-DOG!!!
Luna: Huh?
Artemis: Even Usagi and Chibi-Usa don’t fight like this.
Diana: They don’t? (points a paw towards the Moon generations, who are 
having a scuffle over the dog food)
Aggie: AAHHH!!!  MY FOOOOODD!!!!!! (chases the girls away, barking 
furiously, then eats really fast)
Luna: She’s worse than Usagi!
Usagi: (mouth still full of dog food) What was that?! (spits it out)  
EWWW!!  That was DOG food!?
Chibi-Usa: Here!  You can have it! (referring to Aggie)
Diana: Now for the real battle.  It’s the Inner Senshi Free-for-all, and 
I say that Mars should win because she’s got the temper!  Tempers rule!! 
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Aggie: (done eating, comes back to announcers’ box) No way!  Sailor 
Mercury should!  Because she’s so kind, sweet and helpful!
Chibi-Usa: I’m cuter!
Diana: But I’M more elegant (does her swishy walk).
Michiru: No, I am!!
Diana: You’re not in this fight.
Michiru: Oooops.  (slinks off, embarrassed)
Chibi-Usa: Go Jupiter!
(others sweatdrop, even the dogs)
Diana: You’re not an announcer, pink-head.
Usagi: (ignoring the sassy dog) Hi, everyone!!  (Usagi waves to the 
Senshi as they come out into the arena)
Diana: Sailor Mars!  Sailor Mars!  Sailor Mars!!
Aggie: Sailor Mercury!  Sailor Mercury!  Sailor Mercury!
Chibi-Usa: I’m bored!  When are they going to start the match?
Sailor Jupiter: The match, you say?  (holds up a box of matches)
Sailor Mars: Fire Soul! (shoots fire at Jupiter’s matchbox, lighting it 
on fire)
Sailor Venus: Crescent Beam Forehead Blast! (furrows her brow, tries to 
shoot beams out of her forehead, collapses)
Chibi-Usa:  WAAAAHH!!!!  That dog took my daifuku!!  WAHHHH!!!  (cries 
really loudly, moonbeam shoots out of her forehead and blinds Venus)
Sailor Mercury: Shine Aqua Illusion (encases Venus in ice)
Sailor Mars: Mmm, Minakoscicle...GAGHGHGH...(licks the frozen Sailor 
Venus and drools like Homer Simpson)
Sailor Mercury: Shine Aqua...AAHHH!!!  (Jupiter kicks her from behind)
Sailor Mars: Mars Flame Sniper!!
Usagi: Oh no!!  Mako-chan’s ponytail is on fire!!
Sailor Mercury: Mercury Aqua Rhapsody!!!  (puts out fire, but the attack 
knocks Jupiter down, too)
Sailor Mars: How DARE you!!!  FIRE SOUL BIRD!!!! (shoots a bird of fire 
at Mercury)
Sailor Mercury: Shabon Spray!!  (fire is snuffed out in the cold fog)
Aggie: Go Mercury!!  Beat that pyromaniac!!!  Teach her to love Usagi!!
Luna: It’s okay, Aggie.  Rei and Usagi love each other more than they 
like to let on.
Artemis: Go Venus!  She’s glowing; she won’t let herself be frozen!
Diana: But as she breaks out of the ice, Sailor Jupiter shoots a 
Sparkling Wide Pressure at her, knocking her out!
(Artemis cries for his Minako-chan)
Aggie: Sailor Mars has an evil look in her eyes; she’s sneaking up on 
Jupiter.
Luna: Jupiter turned around quickly, and threw a Supreme Thunder at her.
Diana: But Mars dodged it, crashing into Mercury, who shoved her into 
Jupiter.
Artemis: Mars and Jupiter are rolling around on the floor, wrestling!
Sailor Mercury: Mercury Aqua Rhapsody!
Aggie: Wow!  Before the electric and fire Senshi had time to react, 
Sailor Mercury leapt into the air and landed on them...What?!  Now she’s 
jumping up and down on them!
Luna: Uh...I think Sailor Mercury is the winner here...Mars and Jupiter 
are knocked out.
Aggie: Yay!  Mercury’s my fave Inner!