V

 

 

Intro: Ghidorah has finally been destroyed; the Chibi

 Senshi (except Chibi-usa) went back to the future. And as

 reward for saving her planet, Queen Kakyu allowed the

 Starlights to stay on Earth as long as they liked.

 Yamachi, Sondora, and Takuya are also going to half to get

 use to having brothers instead of sisters too…do I need to

 say it ^_^? Seiya and Usagi are now married, Ami and Taiki

 are currently engaged, Minako and Yaten are also. Since

 Ami and Mina BOTH caught the bouquet. The cat guardians

 have now been turned into humans. But the peace and romance on Earth is once again disturbed when a new enemy

 arrives and they’re after Yaten/Star Healer! Not to

 mention that the enemy are vampires! Sailor Moon and the

 senshi are pulled into battle once again to not only save

 their planet, but also to protect Yaten from the vampires.

^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^

 

OP: Sensi no omoi

ED: Boku-tachi no jidai

             

Episode#242

New enemy, new upgrade…

 

     “What do you mean you lost it!!??” an angry Usagi

 yelled and whacked Seiya with a pillow. “I didn’t lose

 it…I just misplaced it.” Seiya answered. “That still isn’t

 a good enough excuse to keep me from ringing your neck!”

 Usagi said. “Seiya, you didn’t lose it again did you!?”

 Yaten asked. “What else is new? He always loses his

 wedding ring, right?” Taiki asked. “Odango, it’s in my

 pocket see,” Seiya said and took the ring out; he put it

 back on his finger. “Leave it there.” Usagi said. “I won’t

 do it again, promise.” Seiya said. He then kissed Usagi on

 her lips. Luna walked in, “You let Seiya off too easily,”

 she said. Usagi broke away, “Do I?” she asked. Yaten and

 Taiki nodded, “What can I say I love him,” Usagi said.

 While Usagi and Seiya continued to make out Yaten and

 Taiki decided that it was a good time to leave. CereCere

 was in her room sleep when ParaPara woke her up, “What do

 you want!?” Cere asked. “Nothing, I just wanted to spend

 time with you,” Para said and hugged Cere.

 

     Around 6:30 a.m. Minako took Yaten to the beach to see

 the sunrise, “Mina it’s freezing!” Yaten complained. “Here

 we go again…Mr. The world revolves around me,” Minako

 said. Yaten approached Minako, “What’s that supposed to

mean?” he asked and started tickling her until she fell.

 “Yaten s-stop!” Minako laughed. “Are you gonna say it ever

 again?” Yaten asked. “N-N-NOOOO!”  He was about to tickle

 her again when she grabbed his hand, “I said no,” she said. Yaten

 kissed her, she pulled him closer. The moment was broken when Minako

 saw Artemis (in cat form) approaching her and she pushed Yaten off.

 “Hi Artemis-san,” Minako said. Artemis and Yaten couldn’t stand each

 other. For one, Artemis still thinks he took Luna away from him.

 Yaten didn’t have a problem with him except that he can almost never

 get a moment alone with Minako because of Artemis. Minako loves

 every bit of their jealously. Who wouldn’t?

 

 

     The Starlights were discussing relationships and love when Seiya

 said, “I always wondered what TRUE love was like, but my wondering

 stopped when I met Odango.” 

“I know what you mean, the same thing happened to me when I met Ami,”

 Taiki said. “It’s like they say ‘Love is a special spell and it

 makes you forget things. Except unlike spells, they were real.”

 Sondora said. “That sounds so much like Seiya,” Yaten said. “How

 so?” Seiya asked. “When you fell in love with Usagi that’s all you

 talked about. Damn near forgot about why we were here! And he

promised not to see her again what does he do? He breaks his promise

 and does it any way! Love almost got him killed!” Yaten answered. “I

 was not almost killed…” Seiya said. “Love caused Seiya to get

 physical with me! Love caused you to literally get physical with

 Taiki…even thought he got hit and I didn’t,” Yaten said. “How dare

 you hit my sis- - er… I mean brother!” Takuya said. “Chill Taki, it

 was a long time ago,” Seiya said. “I should knock your lights out

 Seiya!” Takuya said. “Gomen, gomen Taiki,” Seiya said, “There

 happy!?”  Takuya choked Seiya harder, “Ok, ok, I take it back!”

 

“All of it or just the last thing you said?”

“The last thing I said!”  She let him go, “If you ever hit Taiki

 again like that I swear Seiya I’ll…”

“I won’t, I won’t!!! Promise!”

“I told you she was over protective,” Taiki told Seiya.

 

     Later that night Yaten spent the night at Minako’s. While they

 were sleeping someone or something came inside her bedroom. Minako

 opened her eyes and screamed as loud as possible. Yaten emerged from

 the bathroom; he didn’t nor care who or what it was, but thought it

 was a good time to transform. “HEALER COSMIC STAR POWER, MAKE-UP!”

 he shouted and transformed into Cosmic Sailor Star Healer! She then

 attack the thing/person. “THE SECRET MATERNAL MOVEMENT AWAY FROM

 DEATH???, SAILOR STAR HEALER. STAGE ON!” Healer said. “You are a

 great interest to my queen Sailor Star Healer.” The person/thing

 said. “Who are you?”

“I’m Sailor Vampire, and it would be best that you come with me,” she

 said. She lunged towards her, “STAR SERIOUS LASER!” CSSF shouted and

 stopped Sailor Vampire. “CUTTING THROUGH THE DARKNESS OF NIGHT…”

“RUNNING THROUGHT AN ATMOSPHERE OF FREEDOM…”

“WE ARE THE FIVE HOLY SHOOTING STARS…”

“SAILOR STAR FIGHTER!”

“SAILOR STAR MAKER!”

“SAILOR STAR BREAKER!”

“SAILOR STAR RESCUER!”

“SAILOR STAR DESTROYER!”

…“SAILOR STARLIGHTS…ARE HERE!”

 

     “FOR LOVE AND JUSTICE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS KNOWN AS…SAILOR MOON!”

“SAILOR CHIBI MOON!”

“SAILOR COSMOS!”

“SAILOR MERCURY!”

“SAILOR MARS!”

“SAILOR JUPITER!”

“SAILOR VENUS!”

“SAILOR PLUTO!”

“SAILOR URANUS!”

“SAILOR NEPTUNE!”

“SAILOR SATURN!”

… “IN THE NAME OF THE MOON WE’LL PUNISH YOU!”

 

     “Arise Batty!” Sailor Vampire said and a bat-like monster

 appeared, “See ya!” Vampire said and vanished. “SAILOR SPININNG

HEART ATTACK!” ECSSM shouted. The attack had no affect. “I thought

 this would be hard! BAT WING!” Batty shouted; the attack was very

 affective. “JUPITER LIGHTING HURRICANE SUBMISSION!” ECSJ shouted.

 Batty dodged it, but didn’t dodge Mars’s attack. Although the

 monster was weakening, the senshi couldn’t keep this up forever,

 right?

 

[CM]

 

     “BAT WING!” Batty shouted and hit Sailor Moon and cracked her

brooch. He was about to destroy it when another attack hit him, “That

 attack,” Chibi Moon said. “DON’T DREAM THAT YOU’RE ALL GROWN UP, BIG

 DREAMS ARE BEST JUST FOR KIDS. PROTECTORS FOR NEO-PRINCESS SERENITY,

 WE ARE SAILOR-SUITED SOLDIERS KNOWN AS…”

“SAILOR VESTA!”

“SAILOR CERES!”

“SAILOR JUNO!”

“SAILOR PALLAS!”

…“WE ARE THE SAILOR QUARTET!!!!”

 

     “Sailor Cosmos, call Lugia!” Sailor Juno ordered and she did.

 Sailor Lugia appeared, “Sailor Senshi, lend you powers to Sailor

 Moon, Chibi Moon, the Quartet, Fighter, Maker, and Healer.” She

 said. Colored energy started to flow from the senshi and their

 planets’ signs appeared on their foreheads as they did so. SM and

 CM’s compacts changed into a new one, “MOON CRYSTAL STAR, MAKE-UP!”

 SM and CM shouted and transformed into Crystal Sailor Star Moon and

 Chibi Moon! Sailor Moon now wore her queen tiara, the butterfly

 wings remained, and she also wore her queen gown only it was in skirt form. She had a crescent moon on her forehead. Same thing with

Chibi Moon only it was her princess gown in skirt form.

“VESTA CRYSTAL POWER, MAKE-UP!”

“CERES CRYSTAL POWER, MAKE-UP!”

“JUNO CRYSTAL POWER, MAKE-UP!”

“PALLAS CRYSTAL POWER, MAKE-UP!”

The Quartet’s uniforms looked like they were made of crystal. The

 bows were longer, their gloves were a little bit higher, and their

 tiaras were replaced with their planets’ sign.

“FIGHTER CRYSTAL POWER, MAKE-UP!”

“MAKER CRYSTAL POWER, MAKE-UP!”

“HEALER CRYSTAL POWER, MAKE-UP!”

 

     The Starlights were back to Angle form with a few changes. This

 time they had angle wings, their sleeves were the same as Super

 Sailor Moon’s. Their Star Yells changed into white staffs with gold

stars down the middle. Their Sailor Crystals rested in the center.

 The other senshi were shocked by the changed, “CRYSTAL,” CSSM’s

 staff started flashing, “MOON,” the Universal Crystal went in its

 center, “ROLLING,” she started to twirl her staff, “HEART,”

butterflies formed into her staff, “PREFORM!” she started and

released the butterflies. They went though the monster until a huge

 one came out and destroyed it.

 

     Sailor Vampire walked into a dungeon-like room, “Sailor Star

 Healer is still alive Majesty. Sailor Galaxia did not kill her when

 she destroyed old Kinmoku.” She reported. “Good, now I want you to

 find her identity.” A female voice said. “How will I do that

 Majesty?”

“By revealing the Star Crystal, it has a bright green center and will

 give off green energy. It looks completely different from a Sailor

 Crystal. Do not fail me Sailor Vampire.”

“I won’t Majesty…” she said and walked off. Now it begins Healer… she

 thought.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Title Screen]

 

Usagi: Today while Seiya and Taiki are watching ChibiChibi…uh…she

 starts her…you know. Um…I can’t say it!

 

[OP]

 

Episode#243

The search begins… Seiya, Taiki, and ChibiChibi’s monthly cycle.

 

     Seiya and Taiki were watching ChibiChibi while Usagi and the

 girls went to get their hair done. Ten-year-old ChibiChibi walked

 into the living room where Seiya and Taiki were; ChibiChibi was

 clutching her stomach. “What’s wrong CeeCee-chan?” Taiki asked.

 Seiya then noticed blood on ChibiChibi’s pants; he had a feeling

 what was wrong, but didn’t want to think about it. Instead he asked,

 “You ok?”  She shook her head, “I have cramps. When I woke up from

 my nap there was blood on the sheets. Am I gonna be ok Taiki-mama?”

 she asked on the verge of tears. “You’re gonna be fine. What you’re

 going through is perfectly normal…for females at least.” Taiki

 answered. “What she means is that you’re starting you’re…you’re…”

Seiya couldn’t that last word out, “You’re four to seven day cycle,”

 he finally said. “In other words you’re on your period.” Taiki

translated, “Now let’s get you cleaned up. Seiya do you think Yaten

 has any pads in his…or rather _her_ bathroom?”

“Why can’t she just use a tampon?” Seiya asked. Taiki smacked Seiya

 upside the head, “Baka! She’s way too young to use one of those! You

 can only leave those in for a certain amount of time! What if she

forgot!?”

“Gomen, gomen…God.”

“Just for that, you can show her how to do it.”

“NANI!!!?”

“You heard me MR. Kou.”

“But I’m a boy right now. I can’t!”

“Did I say you had to get butt naked to show her; noooo.”

“Fine! Come on ChibiChibi.”

 

     I wish Yaten was here so she could do this, Seiya thought. He

 looked through Yaten’s medicine cabinet for some Midol® to give

 ChibiChibi to stop the cramps. “Oh yeah, Kinmokuians don’t get

cramps…” Seiya said to himself. Seiya began to look for pads, but all

 he could find was tampons! Dammit Yaten! She just had to change to

 tampons!!! Taiki walked in to find Seiya lying on the bathroom floor

 in a feeble position. “Sei, why are you on the floor?” Taiki asked.

 “Seiya-papa is having a Tampon Trauma,” ChibiChibi answered, “That’s

 what he said.”

“All those tampons…this is just too much!” Seiya said. “Well I guess

 we’ll have to go to the store and get some pads for ChibiChibi.”

 Taiki said. “Oh no! I’m not about to go down THAT asile!” Seiya said

 getting up. “Hello!? You’re female too!”

“Still, I’ve always been embarrassed going that asile! Being male is

 going to make it worse!”

“But you’re Kou Seiya, the greatest transsexual that ever lived! And you can’t go down one little ol’ asile?” Taiki asked. “You’re

right…hey…don’t call me that!” Seiya shouted. “What Kou?”

“No.”

“Seiya?”

“Iie.”

“Greatest?”

“Iie, transsexual!”

“Ohhh, but that’s what you are.”  Soon the three of them were at what

 Seiya called “The Asile”.  “Hey Seiya, do you think ChibiChibi is

 having a ‘light day?” Taiki asked. “Don’t ever ask me that again,”

 Seiya answered. Sailor Vampire was hovering over them, keeping her

 eyes on Taiki. I feel a strange presence from him. Maybe he could be

 Sailor Star Healer, she thought and grinned evilly

 

[CM]

 

     “Do you really think we need two boxes of pads?” Seiya asked.

 “Hai! Earth females need one to four of these pads,” Taiki answered.

 “Don’t we need Midol®?” ChibiChibi asked. “I’ll get it.” Taiki said

and left. As she headed back she became distracted by another woman

 and they started talking. She soon turned out to be Sailor Vampire!

 She shot out a black energy ball; it bounced off the walls until it

 hit Taiki and her Sailor Crystal appeared. Its center was lavender

 with lavender energy flowing from it, “Darn, wrong one.” Sailor

 Vampire said. Then something caught her eye, “You guys again!” she

 said. “SURROUNDED BY THE DENSENESS NIGHTS, CRYSTAL SAILOR ANGLE

 FIGHTER. STAGE ON!”

“PROTECTOR OF NEO-QUEEN SERENITY AND KAKYU, SAILOR COSMOS. STAGE ON!

 IN THE NAME OF THE MOON I’LL PUNISH YOU!”

“Arise my Suuji!” Sailor Vampire said and another monster appeared,

 “Gobble up that Sailor Crystal then you can eat the Sailor Senshi.”

With that she left. The monster ate the SC and was about to close its

 mouth when Fighter pried its mouth open with her body. “Cough up

 Taiki’s Sailor Crystal!” she ordered. She reached out her arm and

 tried to grab it. “MERCURY TEARFUL OCEAN!” Mercury shouted and the

 rest of the senshi appeared. “MOON FUTURE CRYSTAL ATTACK!” CSCSM

 shouted. “Sailor Moon now!” Chibi Moon said. Sailor Moon nodded,

 “CRYSTAL MOON ROLLING HEART…PREFORM!” she shouted and destroyed the

 monster.

 

     “Wow, Chibi-usa you’re hair is so pretty!” Para said. “And I

just love those hot pink highlights!” Ves added. “Thanks, everyone

got highlights. Usagi, Mina-san, Yamachi-san, and Haruka-san all have

gold highlights.” Chibi-usa said. Meanwhile Usagi was talking to Ami

 over the phone. Ami was flipping through an ancient Egypt book when

 she came across something. “Usagi, tell everyone to come to my house

A.S.A.P.” she said. “Why?” Usagi asked. “I think I now who are new

enemy is.” Ami answered.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Title Screen]

 

Usagi: Ami tells us about Akasha, mother of al vampires; and why is

 Sailor Vampire after Yaten.

 

[OP]

 

Episode#244

The story of the mother of all vampires, Akasha. Return of the

Egyptian Goddess Sailor Senshi.

 

     Everyone was in Ami’s living room talking about why she called

 them. Ami walked into the room and showed everyone the book she was

 flipping through, “I called you all here because I know who are new

 enemy is,” she set the book on the table. She turned to a page with

 a beautiful young African woman wearing Egyptian clothing, “Wow

she’s hot!” Seiya said. Everyone sweat-dropped, “Seiya…”

“Sorry.”

“Anyway, her name is Akasha, queen and mother of all vampires, that’s

 what the legend says.” Ami turned the page, “she was searching for

 this guy,” she pointed to a picture of a young man that looked

exactly like Yaten. “Yaten I told to stop taking pictures for history

 books,” Seiya said. “Baka,” Yaten said. “Hey, how come there are no

 characters in this book just little pictures?” Usagi asked. “Maybe

 because it’s in Egyptian!?” Rei said. “They used pictures to make words!?” Makoto said confused. “Hai! Akasha knew that…let’s just call

 him ‘Yaten-look-alike’ contained the Star Crystal. A crystal

 powerful enough that when combined with another crystal could

 destroy anything the person wanted. She almost succeeded but the

 Egyptian Goddess Sailor Senshi known as Sailor Hathor, Sailor Isis,

 Sailor Maat, Sailor Mut, and Sailor Neith stopped her. Sailor Hathor

 was the mistress of heaven. She was also the goddess of joy,

motherhood, and love. Sailor Isis was the goddess of magic and

medicine, kinda like Hotaru. Sailor Maat was the goddess of truth.

She represented order and law. Sailor Mut was the lady of heaven. She

 was queen of all gods. Sailor Neith was a goddess of hunt. She was

 considered guardian of gods and men; and protector of the dead.” Ami

 explained. “What ever happened to them?” Diana asked. “No-one knows

 what happen to them or ‘the Yaten-look-alike’, but Akasha was turned

 into a statue for eternity.” Ami answered, “And somehow she’s

 managed to use other people to do her dirty work for her. She’s

 after you Healer, although she probably doesn’t know your identity.”

 

“Good.” Yaten said. “I bet Sailor Neith is hot too,” Seiya said. “Is

 that all you can think about is women!? Even when your friend is

 being stalked by a very dangerous person!?” Yaten asked. “Sure, no

more bitchy Yaten, yea! I’m just kiddin’,” Seiya answered.

 

     Meanwhile Sailor Vampire was getting a talk to by the female

 voice, “I’m getting the feeling that that the Egyptian Sailor Senshi

 have returned. We…no YOU need to pick up the speed if we’re going to

 find Hasani and the Star Crystal on time,” TFV (the female voice)

 said. “Hai, majesty, I will.”

 

     Five young women in their early twenties were at the top of

 Tokyo Tower, “The queen is back,” one of them said. “This isn’t

 possible; she should still be a statue.” Another said. “She’s only

 after one thing, and that is to turn the Earth into a world of

darkness.” The tallest one said. “And this time we must destroy her.”

 The shortest one said, “For good.”

 

     “Who ever thought there were ‘racial’ senshi out there,” Luna

 said. “What are we, the ‘Japanese senshi’?” Minako asked. “Guess

 so,” Makoto asked. “Man Yaten you’re so lucky to have a woman as hot

 as Akasha to be stalking you,” Seiya said. Usagi glared at Seiya,

 “Um, but not as hot and beautiful and sexy as you Odango,” Seiya

 said. Yaten headed for the door, “Where are you going Yat?” Seiya

asked. “No where, I just need to clear my head,” he answered and

 left. While he was walking, Yaten realized that he was headed for

 the Tokyo Tower; then he saw a young lady being harassed. He went to

 go help her by threatening to kick the guy’s ass. “Arigato

 gozaimasu,” she said in bad Japanese. Yaten figured that she was

 tourist, “Are you from America?” he asked in English. She didn’t

 answer. Ok, maybe not. “Hal Tatakalm Alarabia? (Do you speak

 Arabic?)” she asked. “En?” Yaten said confused. What kind of

 language was she speaking? Then he realized the she was speaking

 Arabic, he didn’t know very much, but enough. “Na’am (Yes),” he

 answered. “Ma Ismok? (What is your name)”

“Uh, Kou Yaten.”

“Kalila Ishiko.” She said, “O-ai dekite ureshii desu.”  Yaten studied

 her a bit, she was beautiful. She had long wavy black hair and

beautiful brown eyes. “Uh you to,” Yaten said in very bad Arabic, but

 Ishiko understood him. Another woman approached them, she was about

 the same height as Makoto; she also had black hair with sparkling

 blue eyes. “Auset we need to go now,” she said in Arabic. That’s

 when she noticed Yaten, “Hasani?” she said.

 

[CM]

 

     Yaten looked at her confused, “Do I know you?” he asked. “You

 don’t recognize us?” she asked and Yaten shook his head, “Hmm, I

 guess you wouldn’t after all these years,” she said. Their

 conversation was interrupted by the screams of people, Sailor

 Vampire was back. Yaten went into an ally and transformed. “A

 WANDERING SHOOTING STAR PIERCING THROUGH THE DARKNESS. CRYSTAL

 SAILOR ANGLE HEALER, STAGE ON!”

“You might as well give up Healer and come with me; I don’t want to

 hurt you,” Sailor Vampire said. “Think again! ANGLE SENSITIVE

 INFERNO!” CSAH shouted. Sailor Vampire dodged it, “I warned you

 NIGHT CALL!” she shouted. The attack was about to hit her when

another did.

“MISTRESS OF HEAVEN, I AM THE SAILOR-SUITED GODDESS OF JOY,

 MOTHERHOOD, AND LOVE. SAILOR HATHOR!”

“GODDESS OF MAGIC AND MEDICEN, I AM THE SAILOR-SUITED GODDESS KNOWN

 AS SAILOR ISIS!”

“GODDESS OF TRUTH AND LAW, I AM THE SAILOR-SUITED GODDESS OF BALANCE.

 SAILOR MAAT!”

“GUARDIAN OF MEN AND ALL GODS, I AM THE SAILOR-SUITED GODDESS OF

 HUNT. SAILOR NEITH!”

“LADY OF HEAVEN, I AM THE SAILOR-SUITED QUEEN OF ALL GODS. SAILOR

 MUT!”

“AWAKEN BY AN EVIL PREACANCE…”

“PULLED INTO BATTLE ONCE MORE…”

…“EGYPTIAN GODDESS SAILOR SENSHI…HAVE ARRIVED!!!!!”

 

     By now the rest of the Angles/Starlights, Inner, and Outer

 senshi had arrived. “Sailor Neith is really beautiful,” Fighter

 said. “Stop it!” Sailor Moon said. The Egyptian Sailor Senshis’

 skirts were made of silk. Sailor Hathor had the Menat sign on her

 forehead as did her boots, her silk fuku was white. Sailor Isis had

 the hieroglyphic sign of her name which meant ‘throne’ on her

forehead so did her boots. Her fuku was orange she also had wings.

 Sailor Maat had an ostrich feather on her forehead and boots. She

 also she had black wings, and her fuku was also black. Sailor Neith

 had the red crown on her forehead, which meant ‘Lower Egypt’. Her

 fuku was also red. Sailor Mut had the double crown on her forehead

 which meant ‘Lower & Upper Egypt’. Her fuku was gold. By now Sailor

 Vampire had left and a monster had taken over, “RAINFOREST NIGHT

CRY!!!!” the SQ shouted. “ISIS MOANING WIND!” SI shouted. The attack

 was VERY powerful. “NEITH SLIENT HUNTER!” SN shouted; another

powerful attack. “Sailor Moon now,” Sailor Mut said. “CRYSTAL MOON

 ROLLING HEART…PREFORM!”  After the monster was destroyed, the EGSS

 (Egyptian Goddess Sailor Senshi) were leaving when Sailor Moon said,

 “Arigato.”  Sailor Isis heard her, “Ala eirahib wa eisaa,” she said

and they left.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Title Screen]

 

Usagi: Today I ‘accidentally’ find Chibi-usa’s diary and it

 ‘accidentally’ opens. And what I ‘accidentally’ read in there is

 something no parent wants to think about. Then to make things worse

 I get a letter from Sailor Vampire, what do you think it says?

 

[OP]

 

Episode#245

Usagi’s shocking letter; Chibi-usa’s diary.

    

     Usagi was cleaning Chibi-usa’s room when she came across her

 diary; she picked it up. Of course it had a lock on it, Damn, Usagi

 thought. She threw it across the room, “Accidentally open!” she said

 and it did. She picked it up and started reading the titles, “I hate

 my life, I hate being a senshi, I hate my sister, I hate my Father,

 I hate my Father, I hate my Father, I hate my Father. Hmm I hate my

 Mother.” Then she came across one that made her angry. “Oh no she

didn’t!” Seiya shouted when Usagi showed it him and everyone else.

 “For Helios’s sake I certainly hope not!” Usagi added. “But she’s

 only fourteen; she’s too young to be having sex!” Haruka said. “I

 think we need to ‘talk’ to Chibi-usa about…you know,” Seiya said.

 “You two better make sure that she didn’t have sex!” Yaten said,

 “There are enough pregnant teenagers, we don’t need more.”

“Yeah and they think first times are special…well they’re not,”

 Minako said. “Boys don’t know what they’re doing and before you know

 it it’s over!” Usagi exclaimed. “Well I guess when it comes to

 ‘first times’ all the things that males say about them doing it

 before is nothing, but a huge lie.” Ami said. “Men our age don’t

 even know what they’re doing!” Usagi said; then she noticed that

 Seiya, Yaten, and Taiki were staring at her with annoyed looks on

 their faces. “What’s that suppose to mean Tuskino-san?” Taiki asked.

 “Well…uh…I didn’t exactly mean YOU guys…I,” Usagi’s voice trailed

off. “She means NORMAL men her age don’t know what they’re doing,”

 Haruka finished. “Yeah…I mean NO!” Usagi said. “I can live with

 that,” Seiya said. “Since we’re not really men anyway!” Yaten added.

 

     “Do you think he’s the one?” Momoko asked Chibi-usa on their way

 home. “I duno…well yes,” she answered. “You do know that Kyusuke-kun

 likes you right?”

“Yeah, but we’re just friends and besides I love Helios. Are you

 coming inside?” Chibi-usa asked once in her house. “Na, I gotta a

 lot of homework. Don’t forget that big math test tomorrow! I…I mean

 WE won’t get anything done. Maybe tomorrow, sayounara!” Momoko said.

 Chibi-usa said bye and closed the door; she headed straight for her

 room. Usagi and the others were in the living room still when she

 passed by, “Kon-nichiwa minna!” she said. “Stop right there young

 lady!” Seiya ordered. Chibi-usa stopped in her tracks and turned

 around, “I didn’t do anything wrong!” she said. “Today,” Diana said.

 “Seiya, we’ll deal with it later.” Usagi said calmly, “You can go

 now Chibi-usa.”  Chibi-usa was VERY confused but left anyway. What

 else could go wrong!? Usagi thought. Her question was answered when

 ChibiChibi handed her a letter, “It better not be from bill collectors,” Usagi mumbled. “Read it Odango,” Seiya said. “Ok. Dear

 Sailor Moon,” Usagi’s eyes widened, “Tell the rest of the Sailor

 Senshi to meet me at the Starlight Mountains at 04:00a.m. I’ll be

 waiting for you. Sincerely, Sailor Vampire…” Usagi looked up from

 the letter and everyone was shocked. “How does she know you’re

 Sailor Moon!?” Rei asked after a moment of silence. “I don’t know,”

 she answered. “I am NOT about to get up at four in the morning just

 to battle a loser senshi! She can go kick rocks for all I care.”

 Yaten announced. “Well I think it’s time that someone goes talk to

 Chibi-Odango. Seiya you’re coming with me,” Usagi said. “Ok, but if

 the ‘Sex Talk’ comes up I’m leaving,” Seiya said.