Fight!!

Yaten: ::sing-songy voice:: Usagi and Mamoru, sittn' in a tree, 
while Seiya seeths with jelousy-
Seiya: Shut-up!
Yaten: MAKE ME!!
::They start scuffling and grabbing at each other all over the floor::
Seiya: AAAHHHH!!
Crystal: Not again! Don't hurt my Seiya!
Seiya: ::in between pants:: I'm....Not....YOUR.....SEIYA!!
Alina: This gets better and better every week! Popcorn?
Seiya: Stop scratching me! Those long nails hurt!
Yaten: Well stop pulling my hair! You know how long it takes to get my hair
perfect!!
Crystal: I've got dibs on Yaten!
Alina: Seiya's got my vote this time!
Yaten: Eeep!! Seiya no hentai!! Stop grabbing my bra!!!
Seiya: Well stop kicking me there!!
Yaten: ::stepping on Seiya:: NOT UNTIL YOU APPOLOGISE!!!!
Alina: For what? For you being a phsycopathic, pre-aging, midget?
Yaten: ::leaving Seiya whimpering on the floor:: Pyscopathic?!? I'm only 16! 
This color is natural! It's ALWAYS been white!! AND I'M NOT A MIDGET!!!
Haruka: Yes you are, midget. You're shorter than everyone but Usagi!
Usagi: Hey! Don't insult your queen! MAMO-CHAN!! Beat her up!
Mamoru: I'm not going near her.
Haruka: Afraid are we Tuxie?
Seiya: ::coming back to his senses:: Go get her Mamoru!!
Haruka: Shut-up you homorphadite!!
Seiya: Ooh. Big words. I'm so scared.
Haruka: Uranus Planet Power!! Make Up!! World Shaking!!!
Seiya: ::running out the door:: Aaahhh!! I'll be back!!
Uranus: I'll be waiting. Transform, you Lavender Pansy!
Mamoru: Lavender Pansy?!? That's it!! ::swishes rose and transforms::
Uranus: Finally. Here I am. Sailor Uranus! Acting gorgeously!
Tuxedo Kamen: In defense of my Usako. Here I am. Tuxedo Kamen! On behalf of
Elysion, 
Earth, and the Moon, I shall punish you!
Uranus: That's a lot from a Lavender Pansy. Let's get this started!!
Yaten: Go Haruka!! You don't deserve Usagi! Get him for betraying her so many
times! Did I just say that?
Crystal: I think Yaten is going out of her senses.
Alina: I've been telling you that for years! Now you listen!
Yaten: Healer Star Power!! Make Up!! Star Sensitive Inferno!!!
Alina: ::just misses the attack by an inch:: Why you little...IT!!!
Healer: I AM NOT AN IT!!!!!
Alina: ::mumbles something under her breath.Suddenly Yaten detransforms.
Alina bangs her against the wall with the Force:: 
That will teach you.
Uranus: World Shaking!!!
Tuxedo Kamen: ::repels it with cane:: Is that the best you can do Uranus? You DO
belong with the Inners.
Inners: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!
Uranus: He said you're all weak.
Mars: Weak, huh? Well take this! Mars Flame Sniper!!
Jupiter: Yeah! Jupiter Oak Evolution!!
Mercury: Hai! I may be a brain, but I am DEFINATELY not weak! Mercury Aqua
Rhapsody!!
Venus: For calling me weak, you get two attacks! Feel my Venus Love and Beauty
Shock!! Venus Power!! Rain Shower!! 
Pour Down!!!
Usagi: No! My Mamo-chan!!
Uranus: Space Turbulance!!
Tuxedo Kamen falls out dead. Usagi is over-run with tears.
Usagi: How could you do that?
Everyone Else: He called us weak!!
Seiya: Now that Mamoru is dead, I have a chance!
Uranus: ::powers back down to Haruka:: Not while I'M here buddy. Go to your own
Princess.
Seiya: My princess doesn't like me enough. I like this one!
Haruka: Go now!
Seiya: Iie!
Haruka: Hai!
Seiya: Iie!!
Haruka: Hai!!
Seiya: IIE!!!
Haruka: HAI!!!
Usagi: QUIET!!!! Eternal Crystal Power!! Make Up!! ::transforms into Eternal
Moon:: Imperial Power!!! 
Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss!!! Revive!!!
Mamoru: ::Mamoru is revived:: I'm alive!
Seiya and Haruka: ::frowning:: Great.
Seiya: ::whispering:: Should we try again?
Haruka: ::whispering back:: Maybe later. It has to be a time when Usagi isn't
around. 
Then we decide who gets her.
Michiru: HARUKA!!! Did I just hear what I think I just heard?
Haruka: Ara? No dear! Ja ne, Sei-chan.
Seiya: Ja ne, Tomboy-kun. Happy hunting. And good luck with Michiru.
Haruka: ::rolls her eyes at Seiya:: Yeah. I'll get you Mamoru. Coming Michi!!

Will Mamoru be gone for good? Who knows. But we all know, no matter how many
times they kill him, Usagi will reincarnate him. We can't win! :(