Title: Summer Parent-Child Folly [It’s a loose translation…]

Hotaru: Nee, nee, Haruka-papa.

Hotaru: Why’ve you been so down lately?

SFX: [Haruka shakes the teddy bear] flop flop

Hotaru: (C’mon, play right…)

Haruka: Mm…ah. Sorry, Hotaru…

Haruka: (Not “papa.”)

Haruka: (Call me “mama.”)

Haruka: (I’m conditionally female, you know.)

Haruka: See, Papa met this nasty guy outside…

Haruka: He has the fashion sense of a common hoodlum.

Haruka: I don’t know whether he’s Seiya Kou or Saint Seiya…

Haruka: Spouting out that I was a man… (Although I’m so cute.)

Haruka: But the one thing I can’t forgive him for is that…

Haruka: Even though he’s such a faggy bastard,

Haruka: He’s got a WANG

Haruka: Eh? It’s ridiculous, Hotaru!

Haruka: That bastard has a wang and I don’t?!

Hotaru: Setsuna-mama, what’s “wang” mean? What’s “wang”?

SFX: [Haruka’s head is bleeding] spurt spurt spurt

Setsuna: (Don’t keep saying that word.)

Setsuna: Never you mind, Hotaru. Haruka’s just a little crazy from the heat.

END